User:Jomikes/sandbox

Michael Anthony Giampiccolo

aka Spiderman

Early Years

Born on May 21, 1997 in Ridgewood, New Jersey. Michael was raised in Haworth and had your average New Jersey Italian upbringing. He participated in all things Jordyn finds interesting including but, not limited to cosplay, boy scouts, and space camp. In fact, at space camp, is where Michael was first inspired to give back to the community. He decided to combine his love of science and technology with his desire to support and better the world around him.

Emerging Hero

After much trial and error, he actually created Spiderman. He has used his powers as Spiderman to help resolve numerous trials and menaces that the community has faced. Some of them include: leading the impeachment trial against Donald Trump, dismantling the Catholic Church, assassinating Osama Bin Laden, saving Corporate America, declaring the ultimate pizza in New York City, and christening every CVS in Hoboken. Michael also has a fun side that he uses his powers for. From 2018-2019, he toured with the Foo Fighters as lead triangle on their U.S. and European World Tour. Further, he is known to frequent the floor of a certain McDonalds and Taco Bell when he is intoxicated.

Present Day

These days, he is transitioning his skill-set to acquire the skills of data science. He is hoping to combine his already established super skills with data analytics in order to take down and establish Andrew Yang as the comrade-in-charge. Michael is likely to lead the upcoming revolution of class consciousness through a scheme of "woke" memes and tiktoks. This will likely make him one of the most prominent and influential figures of all time. This is especially true because he may just happen to have a certain wanna-be Jewish goth girl by his side...