User:Jond10240/sandbox

T. RSNR

It is know this great scholar and professional of all things that are things has recently suffered a great tragedy. While driving his 2004 ford expedition equipped with (what was known to him and the rest of the world as a reliable and safe) fords 5.4 liter engine on a busy orlando highway. Where, you may ask yourself. He was on the way to do a great deed. He was on his way to help someone in great turmoil, a lost soul with nothing left to live for. His cliet that lives on a wonderful lake in orlando. He can not disclose further information about this client. He can share how he helps this world be a better world. He provides personal image consulting to the everyday life form at the humble rate of only $100,000.00 usd per hour. Might as well be considered a volunteer or non profit. While driving he went to merge onto another highway, a highway that doesn't care how much a person makes or how they dress or speak. The Florida 408. While attempting to merge his 2004 ford expedition started to hesitate and lose power... (I know right!!! I'll stop there. I didn't intend for this to read like a horror novel) After regaining control he pulled over and suffered from a panic attack that resulted in lack of blood flow to his brain (his second best body part). The next few months were unspeakable. He was unable to sleep and unabe to work causing much stress on the relationship between his goldfish and himself. This stress resulted in a loss of income caused by his goldfish's decision to quit working for him as his full time assistant and book keeper. This world changing event could of been avoided had ford not sold a vehicle (with defects known to ford) to the Lord Andy blter of the majestic town of Ocoee Florida. Lord Andy blter purchased this 2004 ford expedition with confidence ford sold the best expedition. Better then any other auto manufacturers expedition. Turns out the lord of ocoee was duped. He was sold a problem ridden stress causing heap of shit with the known to be faulty 5.4 litre engine. Andy decided the 2004 ford expedition had caused him to lose everything. All he had left to his name was a large furniture retail and consignment store, brand new Mercedes Benz SUV and worst of all his rental properties. Everything else important to his livelihood was gone. Silf he then sold this sorry excuse for a 2004 ford expedition to a Mr T srnm. And the rest is history. Next time you see a man walking or riding a hover board that looks like his soul has already been taken stop and say to yourself. I'm glad I don't own a 2004 ford expedition with a 5.4 liter engine.......    ALL proceeds and donations can be sent by mail im cash form to the OHOP CHURCH IN OCOEE FLORIDA. Please remember to mark the envelope with the following message....

DO NOT OPEN. PLEASE DELIVER TO ANY PERSON THAT ENTERS THE BUILDING AND SCREAMS "LOOK AT MY BLUE WAFFLES" IF HE THEN CAN SHOW YOU HIS BLUE WAFFLES TURN THIS PACKAGE OVER TO HIM.