User:Jonnotron/Jorgan

Jorgan was formed in Autumn 2009 by two people now regarded as the greatest players ever to grace the game. The team was one of the founding members of the Pro League 2010, along with Jam, Sex Organ, Jarren, Aaron Morzan (or something stupid like that) and Judaisam.

Taking the inaugural tournament by storm, Jorgan raced to victory with a combination of style and near unstoppable goal-scoring prowess. Of course, there were bad times (the shock Judaisam comeback of sometime in June), but they were heavily outnumbered by the sheer quantity of times when all anybody could do was stand back and let Jorgan annihilate them all over the TV. It is difficult to say which member of Jorgan was greater; pitting the flair and ingenuity of Morgan against the win-at-all-costs attitude of Jon is somewhat futile.

Despite what the name may suggest, Jorgan doesn't play its football in Jorgan, nowhere near in fact. All of their home and away matches were played in Selly Oak, Birmingham, in a little flat above a little restaurant that will forever be known as the place underneath that place where the greatest tag-team in Pro Evolution Soccer history was born.

Important statistics:

99.8% win record - undisputable.

Trophies:

Pro League 2010 champions.

Sources:

Oh, just one of the two bloody founding members of Jorgan, that's all ...