User:Jonnylumpkins

jonny lumpkins- somewhat of a chicago underground skate/punk scene superhero. the legacy began back in july of 1977 and is still going strong. rumor has it that he is also an adult film megastar. on any lucky evening unexpecting fans can catch him drinking beers and jamming with his friends. he always stops for autograph and picture opportunities. you can find him hangin in the chicagoland area at Another Dimension Tattoos or at some swanky joint on Duval st. in the Keys. jonny is one of the most interesting men in the world. with occupations ranging from model to rockstar to freedom fighter, he is loved and adored by women all over the planet.