User:Jonnypatten

Jonathan Patten, 19/03/88, Plymouth, England. Currently working as a nun, he hopes to better his career in his dream field of fortune cookie writing; even though his father wants him to carry on the family tradition of becoming a professional whistler. After being abandonded by his jelous brother, he lived for years on the streets, rummaging around for scraps of food; many knew him as 'the Plymouth scrounger'. He lived in the only way he knew how until he was taken by the Plymton nunnary at the age of 16. Here he learnt life skills such as speech and whistling. However, after being involved in numerous fights with fellow nuns recently, he was 'kindly' asked to leave the nunary by next month. He has now come to a fork in his life.. will he rejoin the streets and live the easy life he once knew or will try and follow up his dream career? Only time will tell...