User:Jonnysecret7

Right, hello there fellow secret agents, I am Jonny Secret 007. How you doin'? la la la la la la la la laaaaa I'm only forty pence, buy me, I'm mad BLAH BLAH BLAH. I like spoons that shatter on the floor. I am Justin Bieber. I LOVE YOU hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. Oh, and I love friends so much maaaaaan. Yeah, rock on, innnit, babezzz. 'Cause no-one ever told me it was gonna be this way. I LOVE THE BEATLES BABY. dun dun duuuuuun. OH MY GOD. hehehehehehe. In the first in a three part series, we meet people like Eric. YummAY. You look beautiful, tonight, I must say. Yes that's right, I can see you, I'm behind youuuuuu. I know what you did last summer! Only kiiiiiding. I'm just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world, I took the midnight train goin' aaaaaaanywheeeeeere. GLEE GLEE GLORIOUS GLEE.

Well, then, let's have a little chat.

Me: Hello, how are you? You: Sieve. Me: eiowshgkrjeghoirst. You: whooosh. Me: Ham? You: What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster.. Me: No, it's a eeeujfdg-ham. You: Mm. Me: Ooh siyah! You: Oh, baby baby, it's a wild world. Me: I'll always remember you with such a smile. You: We've got a quite a relationship, we have. Me: Boom. Dun. Boom. Dun. You: Oh, my, goodness, me, in the name of the Leona Lewis. I MUST EAT YOU RAAAAAR.