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Things Everyone Should Know
Matthew Kopeika has been renowned as one of the most extravagant guitarists in underground music for the last four weeks. Circa December 25th, 2007, his young, talented soul was blessed with a box guitar from Gibson's beginner brand known as Maestro. Flaunting Buckethead-esque guitar skills, with eye burning solos and testicle moving ballads from out of this world, he has produced two Golden Records, along with six other albums. Yes, all in his first four weeks.

Last week, he was contacted by Warner Brothers and asked if he would do the pleasure of being a part of a new album in the making, known as "Collaboration Meatheads". He gladly accepted and is currently in the Hollywood studios, working with other great Wunderkinds, such as Eric Preston and Tom Welgosh. Matt has been childhood friends with Eric Preston and Tom Welgosh ever since they grew up in Harlem and the East side of Detroit together. In their spare time, they invest all of their emotions and life into their counter strike clan, INEF, (I'm Not Even Flexing), led by clan leader 1337 Tom Welgosh (Gamer Name: I beat my kids raw for entertainment).

Matt Kopeika has won many Grammy awards in the last four weeks alone, for titles such as "Greatest album of the year", "Best guitar solo of the year", and topping it off with "Greatest Guitar Player Ever".

In an interview with Guitar Weekly Magazine, Matt Kopeika tells a little about himself. Guitar Weekly Magazine: "What would you consider your favorite food?" Matt Kopeika: "Well that's easy. With music comes soul, and with soul comes soul food.  I love fried chicken and Watermelon and other foods that really feed the soul." GWM: "I see. And you're not afraid that your fans will see that as somewhat racist?". MK: "I am god, I created the races, I can do whatever the F*%$ I want." After these inspiring words, Guitar Weekly Magazine produced an 8 page special close up interview of him, which can be found in the issue of GWM January 15th, 2008. The interview was put into the magazine, and continued with other questions. GWM: "Are there any other past times you have besides the guitar that your fans don't know about?" MK: "Well sure!" (rolls up his sleeve and flexes) "Mike Kolis and I train daily at the local Golds Gym. I've been an amateur body builder for about three years now," (rolls up his shirt exposing his stomach, and starts to grate cheese on it.  GWM: "I see.  Alright well I think our interview is done now, we've asked everything.  MK:  "Wait! You guys didn't see my Matt Parent impression!" (puts on a big pair of retard glasses and starts flexing to coach seiler, who has been sitting in the corner watching the whole time.)  At this time Guitar Weekly Magazine's Scott Waldo walked out.

Future
Currently, Matt Kopeika is working on an Auto-Biography, which will be released sometime this year under the title Me, Myself, and Me Along with the Autobiography, Matt is writing a novel with his best Child hood friend Eric Preston. When asked what it was going to be about, Eric Preston replied, "We just want to write a novel that people can relate to and apply to their lives, which is why our story is about fighting crime with guitars and a retarded side kick named Matt Parent. The story gets pretty serious and heated at times, and Matt Parent adds a good comic relief to it,".

Discography
1. Jedi Council Rainbow Party-(2007)

2. Uncle 1337 Toms Cabin-(2007)

3. Yes, These Are My Balls-(2008)

4. I'm Not Even Flexing-(2008)

5. Bradley Huss' Short Bus-(2008)

6. Curb Stomp Dose Fritos-(2008)

7. Laura Waldo's Speech Impediment-(Unreleased)