User:Jonvallen

Short Bio
Born in Wales on December 6th 1988, Jon Vaughan Allen - a popular underground social critic and public satirist, probably best known for his comedic high-pitched screaming sketch.

Heralded in the the UK as a soon to be cult figure and rising comedian has enjoyed popular successful appearances on the BBC (although surprisingly infrequent to the dispair and anoyance of his fans).

Quotes

 * '''She's so ugly she doesn't have a chance of having sex with anybody living....makes me greatful I'm not dead!


 * '''I don't have anything against gay men....it's only when they have things up against me is where I have a problem!