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Nathan Roth and the Legend of the Magical Strings!

Nathan Roth was born on December 10th, 1956, in a little town called Bethel, NY. For as long as he could remember, he has loved Rock and Troll. Rock and Troll is just like Rock and Roll, except that the word "roll" is substituted with "troll". Nathan was just quirky like that. Of course, he attended Woodstock in 1969, and of course, he was inspired his own band: Strings. Nathan was too selfish to let anyone else in his band. He was so desperate for fame that he followed Kurt Cobain home after one of his concerts and murdered him in cold blood. Nathan was arrested and died in jail in 1952 after his head was bashed in by a little black widow spider holding a rugelach.