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FlowerLand Productions, Bad Carer The Movie and Future Plans

Bad Carer The Movie is a 2014 comedy drama action film. Its about two people who are called Charlie Green (played by Jordan Flowers) and Frank Carter (played by Lance Litherland). Frank Carter is a really bad carer who works for Embrace Care Homes for retarded  children, He runs children over, dangles children out of the windows, shoots them with guns. Charlie Green is the child that Frank is looking after and they go on a thrillering and murderous adventure. Charlie is a a trouble maker at times but is a loving and funny character until he annoys Frank. Frank has mental issues and hates children especially Charlie.

Filming took place in June 2014 in Wellington, Somerset England and they took over 200+ minutes of film footage and 2 months worth of filming. Once the film was completed only an certain number of people watched to give James Cameron, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Lance Litherland and Jordan Flowers an idea of how well the film would go down with the public. If not they would re-do some of the scene's and take some out, by asking the 20 people what worked and what didn't work so well.

It was an absolute success as the 20 people loved every minute of it.

The release of the film in the United Kingdom was Thursday 5th August 2014 and released worldwide on September 25th 2014 and made Seven Hundred Million, Five Hundred Thousand and Ninety Two Pounds (£700,542,092) in the worldwide box office just in the first 2 weeks in cinemas.

In April 2015 Jordan Flowers and Lance Litherland was asked to make a sequel to Bad Carer and to start filming in May 2015 for a realease of August 2015. Plans for the squeal are still underway said Jordan Flowers on the 11th Spetember 2015 at a press conference. On the 21st Spetember 2015 Lance Litherland and Jordan Flowers had comfirmed that they will both star in another couple of films together for realease late December 2015. The plan for Bad Carer the sequel was discussed but Litherland said that the sequel will not happen yet. Flowers also commented that Lance and Jordan would replay Charlie Green and Frank Crater Late 2016. There plans are to make and star in a new comedy film and both are set to make three 25 minute episode of The Random People Show which will consist of 4 episode, by April 2015, in total as the 1st episode was made last Spetember 2014 and realeased on the 27th Spetember 2015.

Here below are the next few years of films being realeased and starring Jordan Flowers and Lance Litherland in:

2018 (TBC) ––––––– The Random People Show: Episode 2

August 2018 ––––––– A New Horror Comedy Film

2019 ––––––– The Random People Show: Episode 3

2019 ––––––– A New Comedy Film

2020 ––––––– A New Horror Comedy Film

2020 ––––––– The Random People Show Episode 4

Note: Dates/Months Can all change due to illness, plans.

Jordan Flowers has said at a film conference on the 21st of Spetember at 17:00 (5pm) that Simon Pegg and James Cameron are both excited that all four of us will be uniting and Flowers can not wait to start filming. Litherland was not present at the film conference but made notes so Flowers could read out. Lance Litherland stated that the budget has been set for each film and episode of One Million Pounds (£1,000,000) and Litherland had said that script and planing will be finalised from the 1st of November 2015 and plan making is taking place as we speak.

James Cameron has metioned that all films will be for ages 15 and over. And that Flowers and Litherland will be making films with each other and Simon Pegg and Myself for the next 5 years. Cameron has also stated that he is hoping that The Random People Show will be 6 Seasons long and will hopefully consists of 4 - 5 episode each so approx 30 episode in all. Also James Cameron would like Bad Carer the squeal to make a return to are screens by late 2016 or mid 2017 but Lance Litherland and Jordan Flowers have not yet confrimed but hope to make a decision by March 2016.

Simon Pegg has annouced at 17:25 (5:25pm) at the film conference on the 21st of Spetember 2015 that when Nick Frost and himself did films they made the Cornetto Trilogy Films Lance and Jordan will be making the KitKat Trilogy films. Also FlowerLand Productions will be producing all films with Litherland and Flowers in. Including Tv Seires.

On the 1st of November Flowers and Litherland was meant to finalize plans for all film due to come out in December but due to Flowers was filming Titanic 2 he was unable to make the date whilst Litherland was ill with the flu. James Cameron has said in an email to Litherland and Flowers saying that plans are going to be holted at the monment until they both get in touch with each other. If not it may be until January 2016 till plans go ahead. And as James Cameron has other plans in December to film James Bond: Tiger Fest the squeal to Spetcre.

Jordan Flowers and Lance Litherland have mentioned to the Daily Mail that the idea for Bad Carer 2 might not go ahead due to both actors ageing issues as both actors both agree that they would like to keep the squeal looking timeless.

Jordan Flowers is due to fly out to Los Angles on 25th November as he has been asked by Ellen Degeneres and Jimmy Fallon for an Interview about the continution of films that he is going to star in. Lance Litherland has nothing planned but has been offered to be on Lorriane (ITV @ 8:30am Mon - Fri) for an interview on whats installed for him.

On the 25th of November 2015 Jordan Flowers flew out to Los Angles to be on The Ellen Degrenes Show on the tv channel NBC for an interview about his life and the films that himself and Lance Litherland will starring in. Also on the 26th November 2015 Flowers also went on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon. Jordan stated on The Tonight Show that the plans for more episodes of the Ramdon People Show will be returning to our screens in August 2016 and filming for the new season will start in June/July 16. Bad Carer 2 will be made late 2017 mid 2018. Flowers and Litherland will also be starti filming a brand new Comedy film in February 2016. After Jordan mentioned this on air Flowers and Jimmy Fallon went out to the pub to get wasted. Jordan was expected to fly back to the UK Friday 27th but was held in Los Angles Police cell for voilence to a member of the public. He was later realesed from the police cell later that day and flew back early hours of Saturday morning. Flowers is now back at his manision on the outskits of London.

Litherland had a 10 minute interview with Lorranie Kelly on Lorraine on Itv on Thursday morning and Lance stated that himself and Flowers will be returning to your screens in 2016. Litherand also mentioned that he is Going to be a judge on Britains Got Talent 2016 and that Jordan Flowers and himself will be going on Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2016.

In January 2016 Plans to Make new films had been halted due to Jordan Flowers begin Suspended by Universal (main) & all other film companies/production due to racial, Viloent, Sexaul Harassment allegations. Lance Litherland, Simon Pegg, James Cameron stood up for Flowers by stating that Jordan should be let off.

Jordan Flowers has been up in Court for Racial and Sexaul Harassment on April 12th. All chargers have been dropped. The violent chargers had been dropped on 19th April.

All film Productions/Companies have been noted that all allegations where real (apart from the sexual harassment which was made up from a fan to claim millions from Jordan) but Jordab was found not guilty. The only film company/production that will let Flowers continue films are Universal & FlowerLand Productions & Lionsgate. All other companies/Production will allow Flowers too be in their films from August 2016.

Lance Litherland is due to star in a 6 episode comedy series on Children In Care which he started filming on Feb 2016 and will be aires on bbc 2 in the autum around Spetember 2016.

On August 10th 2016 Jordan received a phone call from the BBC to star in a upcoming comedy show which will be released on Christmas Day and the comedy programme is called Meat King is a Mockumentry about Burger King will be starring James Cordon (Gavin & Stacey), Jimmy Carr (8 out of 10 Does Countdown), Davids Walliams (Little Britain), Dawn French (The Vicar of Dibley), Ruth Jones (Gavin & Stacey). Jordan will start filming in October. This will be a 10 part comedy Mockumentry and will contain strong langauge and sexaul indueos/scences and racism.

Lance Litherland and Jordan Flowers will not be making Bad Carer 2 as both have agreed that they are too old. Fans of the 1st film were upset and wrote on Twitter and Facebook to moan. But Flowers is thinking about re-casting Charlie and Frank but still be Writer, Producer and Director but hasnt ran the idea past Litherland yet. Flowers is hoping to get the go ahead to re-cast by Christmas 2016 and then start open auditions in April once script has be written and a good film crew are onboard.

Lance is due to star in Fast and Furious 8 in 2017 alongside Vin Diesel.

Litherland is also releasing a novel he has been writing for the past few years and later this Year or Mid to Late 2017 he will release the book.

James Cameron is wanting to turn the book into a blockbuster movie. The film will be a Horror Drama genre. James Cameron would like the film to star Lance Litherland alongside a bunch of a-list actors/actresses.

Jordan Flowers has mentioned on 13th August 2016 that he will be going on a Stand Up Tour in 2017 from April to October. Jordan will be touring up and down the UK and having his tour, touring in the USA and Australia. Dates, times, venues and the name of the tour will be realeased on the 18th August 2016.

On 18th August at 13:22 at a press confrence in London, Jordan Flowers released his Stand Up Tour details. Jordan is looking forward to his tour and is hoping to extend his Stand Up tour up to December 2017 and Flowers hopes to tour his new tour around Europe, Africa and more South American countries and possibly Canada. Below is Jordan's tour details.

Name of Tour:

The Jolly Fat Man: Comedy of Jordan Flowers

DATES:

APRIL 2017:

10th - 14th: London Apollo Theatre @ 20:00

15th - 19th: London O2 @ 19:30

20th -24th: London Wembley Arena @ 20:00

25th - 29th: Blackpool Tower @ 19:00

MAY 2017:

10th - 14th: Bristol Hippodrome @ 19:30

15th - 19th: Torquay Princess theatre @ 19:30

20th - 24th: Plymouth Theatre Royal @ 19:30

25th - 29th: Swansea Grand Theatre @ 20:00

JUNE 2017:

1st - 5th: Cardiff Millennium Stadium @ 19:45

7th - 11th: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal @ 19:45

13th - 17th: Yeovil Octagon Theatre @ 18:00

22nd - 26th: Stoke-on- Trent Regent Theatre @ 18:00

JULY 2017:

8th - 13th: Glasgow Kings Theatre @ 19:30 (see upto date details about this date further down the page dated 3rd January 2017)

15th - 21st: Exeter Corn Exchange @ 20:00

23rd - 27th: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn @ 20:00

28th - 31st: Nottingham Playhouse @ 20:30

AUGUST 2017:

5th - 12th: Queens Theatre (Adelaide, Australia) @ 20:00

14th - 20th: State Theatre (Melbourne, Australia) @ 20:00

22nd - 28th: Sydney Opera House (Sydney, Australia) @ 20:00

SEPTEMBER 2017:

1st - 6th: His Majesty's Theatre (Perth, Australia) @ 19:30

8th - 14th: Theatre Royal (Hobart, Australia) @ 19:30

16th - 22nd: Melbourne Arts Centre (Melbourne, Australia) @ 18:00

OCTOBER 2017:

1st - 6th: Gordie Brown Theatre (Las Vegas, USA) @ 19:30

9th - 13th: Warner Theatre (Washington D.C, USA) @ 19:00

16th - 21st: Chicago Theatre (Chicago, USA) @ 20:30

23rd - 27th: The Beacon Theatre (New York, USA) @ 20:15

29th - 31st: Thearto Municipal (Rio De Janeiro, Brazil) @ 14:30 (see upto date details about this date further down the page dated 3rd January 2017)

November - December were added on 13th December 2016

NOVEMBER 2017:

2nd: The Teatro Municipal (Santiago, Chile) @ 17:45 (see upto date details about this date further down the page dated 3rd January 2017)

4th: The Teatro Broadway (Buenos Aires, Argentina) @ 14:30 (see upto date details about this date further down the page dated 3rd January 2017)

7th - 12th: The Plaza Theatre (Texas, USA) @ 19:00

14th - 17th: Million Dollar Theater (Los Angeles, USA) @ 20:00

19th: The National Theatre of Iceland (Reykjavík, Iceland) @ 15:30

21st - 25th: The Everyman Theatre (Cork, Ireland) @ 19:30

26th - 30th: The Olympia Theatre (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) @ 19:30

DECEMBER 2017:

2nd - 6th: Theatre Royal (Glasgow) @ 19:00

8th - 12th: Edinburgh Festival Theatre (Edinburgh) @ 19:30

14th - 18th: His Majesty's Theatre (Aberdeen) @ 20:00

20th - 24th: The Royal Court (Liverpool) @ 19:30

27- 31st: Victoria Theatre (Halifax, West Yorkshire) @ 19:30

Running Time 2 hours 20 minutes including a 20 minute interval.

Ticket Prices are £25.00 - £78.00* (in UK) and $32.89 - $98.74 (in USA, Brazil, Chile, Argentina and Australia due to the different currency. See below).


 * (£25.00 - £78.00 has been converted into Dollars.)

On Monday 22nd August 2016 Lance Litherland and Jordan Flowers have announced that they will be starring in a Comedy Tv series for ITV for the New Year. They will star alongside Zoe Wannamaker (My Family), Greg Davis (Man Down), Simon Bird (The Inbetweeners) and Catherine Tate (Big School). The programme is un-named and filming will start in November.

Jordan Flowers is set to take the lead role in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, as Willy Wonka, from Steptember 14th 2016 at the Dury Lane Theatre in London.

On Tuesday 23rd August 2016 The Daily Mail has released personal information about Jordan Flowers and Lance litherland. Reports suggest that Lance Litherland is not liking the fame and hates the press. This is what Lance Litherland has said "I'm keeping a low profile and away from the press spending some time on my private yacht in the Bahamas sipping cocktails". This came to a shock to Jordan Flowers as Jordan stated "That Lance loved all the attention he was getting. I need to speak to him because he is giving FlowerLand Productions a bad name. Since Bad Carer he hasnt really liked the press now as they spread rumours. But im different because I like being in the media and limelight hahaha. I like to make my millions day by day".

Fans of Ths Daily Mail and of Lance and Jordan's work was surprised what they were reading. They all took to social media to express themselves. Fans were writing that Lance looked happy when fans stop him. Why lie about being happy.

Jordan took the reporter to have quite coffee and Flowers punched her in the face and fleed the scene. The reporter is not going to press chargers as she deserved it. Because releasing personal information is bad for the actors and their production company, FlowerLand Productions.

On Friday 26th August 2016 Flowers suggested to Litherland to re-release Bad Carer The Movie and The Random People Show to the general public. Jordan thought that if they can release Bad Carer and The Random People Show this will be good advertising for Jordan's and Lance's up coming Tv shows and films. But Litherland and Flowers came to a holt on Saturday morning. This was because James Cameron and Simon Pegg did not want it in cinemas again because it wouldnt make as much money as the original release. But it would make at least One and Half Million Pounds (1,500,000) so Cameron and Pegg suggested to Litherland and Flowers to post the films online. The option was Youtube because millions and millions of people use it everyday and will be seen regularly or upload to a website for Bad Carer The movie. Litherland and Flowers had to make their decision by Monday 29th August.

On Monday 29th August Litherland and Flowers came to a consensus to upload Bad Carer The Movie and The Random People Show to Youtube. James Cameron and Simon Pegg was informed by Flowers and Litherland around mid morning. Later that day, around tea time, Lance was chosen by Cameron and Pegg to upload Bad Carer The Movie and The Random People Show to Youtube. Cameron annouced this amazing news on social media and added that the films will be up online by Friday 2nd September.

On Tuesday 30th August Jordan Flowers attended at press conference in Manchester about his up coming tv show Meat King. During the press conference Flowers annouced that his tour, The Jolly Fat Man: Comedy of Jordan Flowers, will be re-named Brotherhood of Comedy. Also Flowers annouced tickets will be on sale from Monday 12th September.

Also released online today (30th August) was the links to Bad Carer The Movie and The Random People Show.

Here is the Bad Carer The Movie Link:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=th3koMn9q9s

Here is The Random People Show Link:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y1cPYF7yPsM

On Monday 5th September Jordan Flowers attend a meeting with the cast and crew of Meat King and hinted that he may not let Meat King go ahead due to a bad script which was written by Bill Bailey. Flowers wasn't happy with the storyline which included a kidnapping and a murder. Flowers stated that its unrealistic and its stupid. Bill Bailey apologised and said that he was going through a stressful personal life at this time. Flowers understood and dropped him as the writer. Flowers then offered the series to be written by Matt Lucas and Lucas accepted and started writing ideas down and Lucas is due to show the script to Flowers by 15th September.

Lance Litherland is set to bring back Ready Steady Cook to the BBC with Gordon Ramsey. Litherland said that back when Ainsley Harriet hosted the show, it became quite popular. So Litherland and Ramsey are going to bring Ready Steady Cook back because of the success it had and Litherland and Ramsey hope to also make Ready Steady Cook popular again by adding more difficult challenges and bring in celebrity chefs and non famous chefs to help out the contestants. Also Litherland and Ramsey hope to bring in all types of celebrities to judge the contestants food alongside Gordon and Lance. With these ideas Gordon Ramsey and Lance Litherland are hoping that this will improve the show.

Jordan Flowers and Lance Litherland have came up with a cooking show for ITV which they will go and share their idea with the Manager of ITV on Friday 9th September. Litherland and Flowers have been given the go ahead but need to discuss the final plan. The programmes name is going to be in French or in English, This due to most cooking techniques are French, So Flowers came up with the idea of "Chef De Cuisine Flowers', which translates into 'Chef Flowers' in English. Chef De Cuisine is not the set name but other ideas for names are on the table such as Food Adventures and The Worldwide Foodies (WTF). The final name will be decided on Saturday 17th September.

At 21:15 on the 5th September Flowers gave The Gaurdian a list of Characters that Flowers and Litherland have played in Bad Carer The Movie and The Random People Show. Here is what Flowers had told The Gaurdian.

Characters that Flowers and Litherland have played

The characters that Jordan Flowers has played:

Charlie Green (Main character in Bad Carer The Movie)

Dr J Fox (Casualty)

Andrew Smith (News Reader)

Rio (Restaurant)

The characters that Lance Litherland has played:

Frank Carter (Main character in Bad Carer The Movie)

Bob Colman (Casualty)

Dr Simon Gibson (Casualty)

Harry Rugby (Sports Correspondent)

Jeremy Miles (Traffic Correspondent)

Gus Garnet (Weather Presenter)

Phil Mitchell (Eastender Character)

Chinese Waiter (Restaurant)

Also at 23:45 on 5th September Flowers annocued he might be moving out of London and if Jordan does move he will be moving to New York or Los Angeles either after New Years Day or by Easter Sunday. Jordan Flowers has mentioned that if he does sell is mansion it be put on the hosuing market for seventy two million pounds (£72,000,000). This is because the mansion includes a spa, two cinema screens one with a 2D screen and the other with a 3D screen, also a ten mile Go Kart track, twelve bed rooms all with en suites and six reception rooms inculding a twelve hundred metre by fourteen hundred metre kitchen and parking space for seven cars. The house also contains a three and a half mile drive and a high sercuity wall around the boundary and sercuity cameras all over the property and electronic gate and a electronic fromt door. Also three of each staff members this includes chefs, housekeepers, sercuity gaurds and gardeners and maintinance team and waiters will stay at the house with new owners when Flowers leaves and the rest of the staff team will come with Jordan. This means Flowes will have 18 staff members with him in America and 18 staff members back in his manison with the new owners in London.

Thursday 8th September at 11:45 am at a press conference in Exeter Flowers annouced that open auditions for Bad Carer 2 will begin on 1st November 2016. Lance is currently working on the script alongside Flowers and is due to complete script by December/January time. What Jordan is expecting from the auditions are:

- A song of the auditionees choice

- A joke of the auditionees choice

- A Line of Bad Carer The Movie of auditionees choice

- Why they want to be in the film.

- Must be 16 years or older but must not exceed the age of 50 for Lead roles.

- Must be 12 years - 80 years old for supporting roles and extras.

Auditions will start 9am on 1st November 2016 at London O2 Arena. Auditions will end on the 1st December 2016 at 2pm

People who have auditioned will be contacted by the 8th December 2016.

Jordan Flowers also mentioned at his press conference that he will NOT be doing I'm a Celebrity because he is not getting offered Eighty Five Millon pounds (£85,000,000) that Flowers requested. ITV bosses for I'm a Celebrity said that they really want him to take part but can only offer Forty Five Million (45,000,000). ITV bosses and Jordan are discussing other deals and hope that Jordan will do the show for less than Eighty Five Million (£85,000,000). Jordan Flowers has also said at the press conference that he will be another presenter for Good Morning Britian. Jordan will be doing every Monday and Thursday morning from the 19th September. Jordan is not looking forward to be getting up at three in the morning but he knew what to expect when he signed up.

On Saturday 10th September ITV informed Lance Litherland and Jordan Flowers their choice of name for Litherlands and Flowers cooking show. ITV boss Morgan Smith is going to call the new cooking show 'Chef De Cuisine Flowers'. Filming will take place in the New Year.

At 16:40 on 10th September Flowers received a phone call from Hollywood saying that he has been rewarded with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Flowers was so excited and is due to unveil his star on Sunday 11th September.

Also annouced on the 10th September at 18:23 Lance revealed plans to go head to make two NEW productions. The two productions are going to be a Comedy/Horror film and The Random People Show episode 2. Below are the start plans for both productions:

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Un-Named Comedy Horror Film

Director - Lance Litherland

Writer(s) - Jordan Flowers, Edgar Wright & Lance Litherland

Producer - FlowerLand Productions

Casting - Jordan Flowers

Release Date - July 2017 in Cinemas (TBC)

Running Time - 45 - 60 minutes (TBC)

Filming Location(s) - Somerset/Devon

Starring -

Jordan Flowers

Lance Litherland

- -

The Random People Show Episode 2

Director - Simon Pegg

Writer(s) - Lance Litherland, Simon Pegg & Keith Lemon

Producer - Flowerland Productions

Casting - Simon Pegg

Release Date - July 2017 on ITV (TBC)

Running Time - 25 - 40 minutes (TBC)

Filming Location(s) - Pinewoods Studios & Somerset & Devon

Starring:

Lance Litherland

Jordan Flowers

Sketches:

- The X-Factor (TBC)

- The Great British Bake Off (TBC)

- Top Gear (TBC)

- Homes Under The Hammer (TBC)

- Strictly Come Dancing (TBC)

- I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here (TBC)

- Antiques Road Show (TBC)

- This Morning (TBC)

- Gardeners World (TBC)

- The Apprentice (TBC)

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Plans for the scripts to be written and filming to of taken place are hoping to be finished by May/June. Litherland & Flowers are hoping for a release for both in July 2017.

On Wednesday 14th September Jordan Flowers was dropped as one of the writers for The Random People Show and as co director. Flowers is only gonna to produce the episode and star in it. But it is still unclear if Flowerland productions will produce it. This is because Flowers is spending the production companys money. Pegg and Litherland were not impressed this is why they have dropped him as writer and co director from The Random People Show as a punishment but will allow him to star in the show.

Thursday 15th September at 17:05 Jordan Flowers was approached by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Webber wanted to turn Bad Carer The Movie into a musical. Flowers is thinking about the idea and will let Webber know by 1st December 2016.

Since November 1st Jordan Flowers has been auditioning for Bad Carer 2 the movie and has came to end today (1st December). The cast for Bad Carer 2 will be released in April 2017 when filming will take place for a cinema release for December 2017.

In other news which was released on the 1st December, Jordan Flowers and Andrew Lloyd Webber have an amazing cast lined up for Bad Carer The Musical and the celebrities that are involved have all confirmed that they will star in the musical. The cast will consist of Eddie Redmayne and Robert Lindsay. Redmayne and Lindsay are going to be playing the lead roles alongside a supporting cast which includes Catherine Tate, Shawn Mendes, Justin Timberlake, Helen Mirren, Emma Thompson, Emma Watson, Amanda Holden, Idris Elba and many more which are going to be kept under wraps untill the first performance.

The Cast and Characters they will play:

Eddie Redmayne - Charlie Green

Robert Lindsay - Frank Carter

Catherine Tate - School Teacher (Mrs Lorraine Brown)

Shawn Mendes - Charlie Green's Brother (Johnathon Green)

Justin Timberlake - Frank Carter's Friend (Henry Harrison)

Helen Mirren - Carer (Maggie Barbara Jones)

Emma Thompson - Children Home Manager (Grace Redwood)

Emma Watson - Charlie Green's Girlfriend (Elizabeth Stone)

Amanda Holden - Frank Carter's Wife and Shop Keeper (Daisy Carter Flamewood)

Idris Elba - Vicar (Reverend Barry Wormwall)

This new Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical is from the 2014 film by Jordan Flowers (played Charlie Green) and Lance Litherland (played Frank Carter). The story will involve some of the action from the film plus new ideas and will include a load of songs, great comedy and a surprise tearful ending.

At 4pm Friday 2nd December 2016 Anderw Lloyd Webber annouced the dates and times for Bad Carer The Musical. Jordan Flowers helped Andrew with the dates and times.

Performance days and times

March 1st - 28th May 2017 @ 7:30pm

1st July - 1st September 2017 @ 2:30pm & 7:30pm

1st October - 24th December @ 8:00pm

Running Time - 3hrs 15mins inc interval

Interval Time - 15mins

Ticket Prices - £18 to £95 + £2.50 booking fee.

Theatre - Dury Lane Theatre London

Jordan and Lance Litherland will start planning there new shows this month for filming to start in the New Year.

Jordan was approched by Love Productions and Channel 4 to help judge The Great British Bake Off with Paul Hollywood and Flowers was offered £79,000 (Seventy Nine Thousand pounds) per episode. Jordan will let Love Productions and Channel 4 know by March 5th 2017.

Lance Litherland will star in the second installment of Fantasic Beast And Where To Find Them as JK Rowling likes the work Litherland has done so far during his career.

On Tuesday 13th December 2016 Jordan Flowers announced more tour dates for his tour The Jolly Fat Man: Comedy of Jordan Flowers.

NOVEMBER 2017:

2nd: The Teatro Municipal (Santiago, Chile) @ 17:45

4th: The Teatro Broadway (Buenos Aires, Argentina) @ 14:30

7th - 12th: The Plaza Theatre (Texas, USA) @ 19:00

14th - 17th: Million Dollar Theater (Los Angeles, USA) @ 20:00

19th: The National Theatre of Iceland (Reykjavík, Iceland) @ 15:30

21st - 25th: The Everyman Theatre (Cork, Ireland) @ 19:30

26th - 30th: The Olympia Theatre (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) @ 19:30

DECEMBER 2017:

2nd - 6th: Theatre Royal (Glasgow) @ 19:00

8th - 12th: Edinburgh Festival Theatre (Edinburgh) @ 19:30

14th - 18th: His Majesty's Theatre (Aberdeen) @ 20:00

20th - 24th: The Royal Court (Liverpool) @ 19:30

27- 31st: Victoria Theatre (Halifax, West Yorkshire) @ 19:30

Ticket Prices are £25.00 - £78.00* (in UK) and $32.89 - $98.74 (in USA, Brazil, Chile, Argentina and Australia due to the different currency. See below).


 * (£25.00 - £78.00 has been converted into Dollars.)

The tour is from April 2017 till the end of December 2017. Every theatre Flowers is going to perform at, there will be a famous band or sololist included in the show and they will stay for the duration that Flowers is at that certain threatre.

The duration for each performance is 2 hours and 20 minutes including a 20 minute interval. Plus when Jordan is at the London O2 during the 15th - 19th of April there will be a team of film crews to create a dvd of the tour for a realese on Wednesday the 10th of January 2018. The date of filming the performance will take place on the 17th April and on the 15th and 19th of April only, the behind the scenes of setting up the stage and extras like an exclusive interview with the man himself, Jordan Flowers will talk about his wacky ideas behind the name of the tour and the awesome places he is touring and why he wanted to tour.

A newspaper article for the Wednesday 14th December edition of the Times has rumoured that Hugh Grant (Love Actually & Notting Hill) will be playing the lead role in the up coming comedy sequeal to the 2014 film Bad Carer The Movie. Jordan has stated that he is trying to keep the cast underwarps until April and the only information he is willing to give out is that Hugh Grant is in the cast but Jordan is keeping his lips sealed to what role Hugh will be portraying. Hugh Grant was approached and said that he was inovolved but is keeping a secert to whom he is playing. The Times tried to get more information out of Hugh and Jordan but they both declined.

Jordan Flowers and Lance Litherland will be meeting to go over plans about their up coming productions in 2017 so a meeting has been arranged for sometime in Janaury to disscuss all the important details. This is due to Litherlands commitments to Panto at Bristol Hippodrome of Cinderella and Jordans plans for Bad Carer the Musical with Andrew Lloyd Webber.

On January 3rd 2017 Jordan Flowers cancelled part of his tour due to go ahead from April. These dates are below that are cancelled:

JULY 2017:

8th - 13th: Glasgow Kings Theatre @ CANCELLED. (The reason why these dates here have been cancelled is due to a refurbishment planned for the week of the show)

OCTOBER 2017:

29th - 31st: Thearto Municipal (Rio De Janeiro, Brazil) @ CANCELLED (the reason why these dates have been cancelled is due to high terror threat)

NOVEMBER 2017:

2nd: The Teatro Municipal (Santiago, Chile) @ CANCELLED (the reason why this date has been cancelled has NOT been given yet)

4th: The Teatro Broadway (Buenos Aires, Argentina) @ CANCELLED (the reason why this date has been cancelled is due to a double booking. This is the fault of The Teatro Broadway booking system)

Jordan Flowers realeased a statement saying that he is very gutted and is sorry for the South American countries but for the Glasgow performance Flowers said he will be perfoming in a bunch of different theatres in December so dont worry about missing my tour. And just as Flowers was finish giving his statement he mentioned that he will NOT be rescheduling tour dates for South America.

Another newspaper article for the Thursday 5th January edition of the Times has rumoured that Adam DeVine (Pitch Perfect 1 & 2 and Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates) will be starring in the up coming comedy sequeal to the 2014 film Bad Carer The Movie. Adam is the second rumoured actor as Hugh Grant was the first rumoured back in December. Jordan Flowers was approched by the times and he said that Adam DeVine is portraying Charlie Green in the sequel alongside Hugh Grant as Frank Carter. Jordan was only willing to give out this information for the time being. DeVine and Grant confrimed that they are the lead roles and are looking forward to filming which will begin in May 2017.

On Saturday 14th January Jordan Flowers couldnt keep Bad Carer sequels cast, crew and name of the film a secret. He contacted all the major news station including BBC, ITV, and major US station to tell them his upcoming team and movie.

Below are the details:

Bad Carer 2: Too Bad To Be Good

Leading roles: Hugh Grant & Adam DeVine

The Supporting Roles are going to be Rebel Wilson, Martin Freeman, Emma Watson, Will Ferrel, Nicole Kidman, Ruth Jones, Keira Knightley, Melissa McCarthy, Kris Marshall, Emma Stone, Pam Ferris, Marc Wooton, Nick Frost, Russell Brand, Stephen Fry, Dan Fogler & Helena Bonham Carter.

Directed by: Jordan Flowers

Written by: Brendon O'Carrol & Ruth Jones

Editor: Jordan Flowers & Simon Pegg.

Produced by: FlowerLand Productions, Lionsgate.

Disturbuted by: Universal Studios.

Flowers announced that Lance didnt want anything to do with the film at all due to his hectic filming schedule.

All the actors and actresses announced to be in the film responding by saying "I can confirm I will be starring" some said "Yes cant wait to start filming" and a few stated "Good news im working again on a new project".

The general public are shocked by the all star cast and are excited for the sequel to come out. They expressed there happiness over social media.

Filming starts on the 21st May. Locations are still being sorted out but are hopefully be finalised by March 30th.

Bad Carer The Musical got underway last night (March 1st) at the Dury Lane Theatre in London. The theatre was full and a standing ovation at the end of the show was the best reaction of the evening along with the laughter through out. Andrew Lloyd Webber and Jordan Flowers both wrote and directed the musical and they were overwhelmed and proud of the whole cast. They both annouced on stage at the end of the show that all shows that are still to come are fully booked. So Flowers and Webber are thinking about putting more dates on in 2018.

On Saturday 4th March 2017 Jordan announced that he has two new films planned for release for summer 2018 and winter 2018. The one planned for the summer, Flowers will star alongside Sean William Scott (American Pie Tetralogy) in a U.S based Comedy Action film and the film for winter 2018 Flowers will star alongside Patricia Routledge (Keeping Up Appearances) in a Bristish Rom Com. Patricia has confirmed that she is excited to start work on this production in spring 2018. Sean William Scott phoned Flowers and Sean stated he was so happy to get started on the production. FlowerLand Productions will produce both films alongside Paramount Pictures (summer 2018) and Universal Studios (winter 2018) and Jordan has said that Lance Litherland is onboard for the British Rom Com due late 2018. The US based comedy drama film will start production in December 2017 and the British Rom Com production starts in spring 2018.

Jordan Flowers was spotted by some paparazzi in Exeter city centre on Monday 6th March, going into Patisserie Valerie, just before lunchtime. He was then later spotted on St Davids Hill where he was found meeting fans. Flowers was approached by the paparazzi and asked what is he doing here in Exeter. Jordan told the pap "None of your f-ing business". The paparazzi then jumped into a car and drove away. Later that day Jordan took to Twitter and wrote 'In #Exeter this morning looking for filming locations for a film I wanna do for a release of 2019 and to explore the area for when my stand up tour comes here later this year'.

On Saturday 11th March Jordan Flowers put his upcoming film for winter 2018 in to motion. The name was decided and the film will be called Victoria Smith: The Lady From Hell!! The film is a British romantic comedy and the cast that are onboard so far are Miranda Hart, Patricia Routledge and Flowers himself. The film will be directed by Jordan Flowers and the film will be written by Brendon O'Carrol and FlowerLand Productions will produce it.

On April 10th Jordans stand up tour started with a sell out night. Famous faces were spotted watching during the performance and Jordan picked on them and the audience enjoyed these moment along with the rest of the show.

On April 12th Jordan stated on Twitter that his tour has sold out everywhere including in the United States and Australia.

On May 1st 2017 Jordan announced that Bad Carer 2 will get underway at the end of the month with a script read through and then filming to start on the 17th June. Locations are still underwarps but will be announced within the next 30 days.

On Tuesday 2nd it was confirmed that Lance Litherland has pulled out of making Random People Show episode 2 and a Horror Comedy film with Jordan Flowers at the moment. He said that he has a very busy personal life at this time and he is very sad that he is giving up all his acting duties for now. Lance also stated that he will be returning by the end of 2017. He has apologised to Flowers and all other stars that he had commitments too and they are all understandable. Flowers is said to be sad but at the end of the day family life should take priority. Jordan also said in response that Lance will return by the end of this year and looks forward to filming again with Lance in 2018.

On May 14th Jordan's Chat Show returned to BBC for a second season but this time on BBC 1, where as last time it was BBC 2. The first season aired every Sunday at 8:30pm for one hour back on 25th September 2011 - 8th January 2012. The BBC liked Jordan's hardwork he has been doing and decided to bring back the chat show for a longer return of up to 7-8 months. So if you want to catch Jordan's Chat Show Season 2, it will be on Every Sunday at 9:00pm - 10:00pm BBC 1, with Live Episodes and Pre-Recorded Episodes throughout this season. Jordan will be joined by a whole range of celebs during the season. Below you will find season 1 -2 overview:

Jordan's Chat Show (2011 - Present)

SEASON 1 - (2011 - 2012)

Sunday 25th September - Sunday 8th January

(BBC 2  8:30pm - 9:30pm)

Every Sunday from 25th September till 8th January, Jordan would interview one celebrity each episode. Season 1 included various sketches throughout the show and Jordan would also sing some classic songs and modern music released at the time of airing. All the shows where live apart from The Christmas Special and New Year Spectacular which was pre-recorded on the second Monday of December.

SEASON 2 - (2017 - Present)

Sunday 14th May

BBC 1 7:30pm - 8:30pm

Season 2 Episode 1

( LIVE SHOW )

Eurovision Song Contest Runner Up, Kristain Kostvo - Bulgaria, (due to winner feeling too ill), Graham Norton, Mel Giedroyc and Scott Mills - Chat about Eurovision 2017 and future commitments also Brendan O'Carrol - Chats about 'All Round To Mrs Browns' future and upcoming film, Bad Carer 2. UK Eurovision entry Lucie Jones sings her song from ESC and Steps sings us out.

Sunday 21st May

BBC 1  9:00pm - 10:00pm

Season 2 Episode 2

( PRE - RECORDED )

Whoopi Goldberg, Ben Shepard and Jack Whitehall chat all about current going on in the world plus upcoming projects. Whoopi sings with Jordan at end of show. They sing the opening sequence from Sister Act.

Sunday 4th June - NO SHOW (Due to Manchester Terrorist Attack Concert)

Sunday 11th June

BBC 1   9:00pm - 10:00pm

Season 2 Episode 3

( PRE - RECORDED )

Sarah Millican, Jamie Oliver and The Kaiser Chiefs join Jordan. Jamie cooks a simple but tasty meal in 15 minutes. The Kaiser Chiefs sing us out of the show and Sarah Millican chats about her career and so does Jamie and The Kaiser Chiefs.

Sunday 18th June

BBC 1   9:00pm - 10:00pm

Season 2 Episode 4

( PRE - RECORDED )

Adam Hills, Tom Hardy, Alex Walkinshaw and Ed Sheeran Chat about the recent General Election and the ongoings happening in their careers.

Sunday 25th June

BBC 1  9:00pm - 10:00pm

Season 2 Episode 5

( LIVE SHOW )

David Williams, Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden, Ant and Dec, Stephen Mulhern and the winner of Britain's Got Talent chat about the latest series of BGT and BGMT.

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Jordan arrived in Swansea for his stand up tour on 25th May and was greeted by Rob Brydon to show him round the city.

Jordans Tour is sold out and Jordan will be on tour till the end of this year.

On Tuesday 30th May the start of Bad Carer 2 got underway with the first of two script read throughs, the second taking place 31st May. The entire cast turned up in Swansea (30th May) along with the production team and writers. They all arrived in black limos at 8am at the Sketty Hall in Swansea. The first script read through lasted till 9pm. On the 31st the second read through happend in Cardiff at the Cardiff Marriot Hotel on Mill Lane. They sat discussing the script again but this time adding a few things and taking stuff out. They sorted out the filming locations which will be realeased to the press and public on the 5th June. The second read through lasted 15 hours (started at 8am and finshed around 11pm). The whole team was happy with both of read throughs. The actors and crew will be back together next on the 17th June which is the first day of filming. The reason why the script was read in Swansea and Cardiff was because Jordan had finished he stand up tour in Swansea so he thought that it would be easier to meet there as he is due in Cardiff for his next stint of the tour on the 1st June.

On June 1st in Cardiff, Jordan's tour started with a security issue and the police was called. The reason why was because a fan tried to attack Flowers with a knife. Jordan escaped with no harm and the guy was arrested. The show was delayed by 40 minutes.

Below is Jordan Flowers Wiki Page:

Jordan Flowers

Born: Jordan Ashley Flowers, 20 May 1998 (age 19), Truro, Cornwall, England

Residence: Exeter, Devon, United Kingdom

Nationality: British

Alma Mater: Petroc

Occupation: Chef, Actor, Director, Screenwriter, Producer, Comedian

Employer(s): BBC - 2012 - Present FlowerLand Productions - 2014 - Present ITV - Expected 2019

Years Active: 2011 - Present

BIO:

Jordan Ashley Flowers (born May 20th 1998) is a British Actor, Director, Screenwriter, Producer and part time Chef. He is the star and creator of the TV series, The Random People Show and Caterers as well as his Film and Television Production company, FlowerLand Productions. Flowers is well known for his lead role as, Charlie Green, in the 2014 film, Bad Carer and in the hit BBC 1 show, Jordan's Chat Show which returned in 2017 after a 5 year break.

EARLY LIFE

Jordan Ashley Flowers was born on May 20 1998, in Truro Cornwall, the son of a stay at home mother. He attended Tiverton High School in Tiverton Devon before entering the hospitality and catering sector and then 6 months later joined the film and television industry.

FILMOGRAPHY

2011:

Jordan's Chat Show Season 1 - Presenter (25th September - 8th January 2012) (TV Show)

2012:

Jordans Chat Show Season 1 - Presenter (Ended 8th January) (TV Show)

2014:

Bad Carer - Charlie Green (Film)

The Random People Show - Various Characters (TV Show)

Caterers Season 1 - Himself/Director/Co-Writer (TV Show)

Lorraine - Guest

2015:

Caterers Season 2 - Himself/Director/Co-Writer (TV Show)

This Morning - Guest

2016:

Caterers Season 3 - Himself/Director/Co-Writer (TV Show)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show - Guest

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - Guest

2017:

The Graham Norton Show - Guest

Caterers Season 3 - Himself (TV Show) (Left in February as main cast) (Director/Co-Writer till July when series ended)

Brotherhood of Comedy (April - Present) (Stand Up Tour)

Jordan's Chat Show Season 2 -Presenter (14th May - Present) (TV Show)

2018:

Bad Carer 2: Too Bad To Be Good - Director/Producer (January - Upcoming Film)

The Bank Job - Steven Jones (Upcoming Film)

Victoria Smith - Daniel Smith (Upcoming Film)

2019:

Jordan's Chat Show Season 3 (Feb - March 2019) (Last on BBC due to move to ITV)

The Call Centre - Achmed The Asian Customer Service Guy/Co-Writer/Director (Upcoming Comedy TV Show for ITV. Expected air date August 8th)

Untitled Action Comedy Film with Jamie Foxx (November)

2020:

Untitled Comedy Horror Film about a guy called Mike - Mike/Co-Writer (February)

Untitled Drama Film with Steve Carell (October)

2021:

Untitled Drama Film (September) - U.S President/Co-Writer/Producer

2022:

Untitled Comedy Film (March)

Untitled ITV (TV Show) (August)

Untitled Sequel Film (sequel to a film from 2018/2020) (December)