User:Jordan R Williams

Jordan Williams is a student of Utah who knows people named Andrew Romriell, Peter Fleming, Cameron Curtis, Philip Dangerfield, James Isaac Newton, and Oprah. These are the more aspiring of his many, many, ridicilously large amount of friends. In fact. some say that his methods of logical inferencing and his ability to contrive an answer to a problem are uncanny - "freakin' amazing and off the hizzy, yo gee," as the young people say. Jordan is fourteen years old and goes to a middle school in Salt Lake City, in the wonderful U.S. of A. His pet peeves are school, general education by standards of public society, small dark places (he has trouble breathing when things penetrate his personal space bubble), spiders, and small, insignificant newts like you that come and read his site. Why would you search his name anyway? I mean sure, someday he is going to be ridiculously famous for writing novels and become a millionaire that drives Bill Gates into bankruptcy, but still. ..