User:Jordan Wolfe

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Jordan Wolfe
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Jordan Daniel Knight (June 1, 1990) was born in West Virgina to a prostitute and a coal miner named Victor Knight and Salvia Schickelgruber. She later died of Broom Rape by a clown from "Ringling Brothers and Barnum n' Bailey" but was said to have died from cancer by her close friends. Victor moved the young Jordan to New York shortly after and changed the name to Wolfe after hearing the song "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran-Duran. While on his trip to New York, Jordan found his first Billy Joel album, "River of Dreams" which he would later credit to all his success in finding love and life. Jordan now lives in Los Angeles, California and attends the American Musical and Dramatic Academy.

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High School Years
''' After starring in the Off-Broadway Musical "A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant" as L. Ron Hubbard, Jordan went to York Preparatory School, where he discovered how to cross dress and his secret passion for ladies undergarments. In high school Jordan wanted to be out of the norm and announced his support and life to all things Homosexual. Many pasttimes include:

1. Richard O'Brian

2. Mid-night Rocky Shows

3. Sex with Black Men

4. Go into candy shops to lick the lolli-pops

5. Sewed his own patch onto the A.I.D.S. quilt

==== New York AMDA Years ====

Rediscovering his love for Musical Theater after watching Liza Minnelli strut her stuff all over the stage and beating up David Guest on the corner of 49th and Broadway. Jordan found his inner Liza by performing