User:Jords3009/Jordan spear

Jordan Spear was a welsh international rugby player, playing for Pontypool RFC somewhere in the 1900's. Still today he has the world record for most tries in one game and most drop goals in one game, a record of 67 tries and 34 drop goals. This is all the more impressive as this feat was achieved in one half of rugby. The record was achieved against the NIBE (National Institute of the Blind and Elderly). This merely adds to his astounding reputation even today where he is a leading politician in Dijbouti. Currently residing in the capital of Burkina Faso, Ougadogou. Commuting to Dijbouti every day via chimpanzee's, paying them in bananas. He relatively recently took up football and was one of the astounding prospects in world football. Starting out at Mekalalelelouwaka's feeder club Tshabakalemanasetomounifasafutu, he had been scouted by the top clubs in Europe including Manchester united, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Accrington Stanley. Although being the modest man he is signed for a lesser known club for a fee of £12.50, a chicken breast and a pack of monster munch, the club paying this monstrous fee being Su Matra Superstars of Afghanistan. He retired last year at an unknown age, believed to be somewhere between 50 and 347. Then deciding to take up a seat on the board of financial directors for the Iranian national crocodile catching team, a team widely touted to now bring home olympic gold with Jordan Spear's guidance. His main hobby is shape shifitng into wood lice which resulted in him appearing in a blockbuster film from Kazakhstan on a documentary about America. He was recently sighted in a mental hospital in Newport after Heinz introduced chilli into their tomato ketchup. His next move in life is to gain Jamaican citizenship and become the president of the British Virgin isles as well as purchasing a holiday home in Bangladesh.