User:Jorgebuckeye/New YMB

The new YMB is something that everyone should be aware of, as it is quite exciting and often brings people out of slumps. Often found in dark places, this thing has been known to span several miles with a width of approximately 500-1000 feet. New YMB is generally warm and moist, and has been host to several visitors throughout the year. Since it's number of visitors has grown exponentially since 1985, visitors are often asked to leave proof of visitation so that other visitors are aware of what they're getting into.

Be sure to check out the NYMB's facebook page, coming later in 2010.

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