User:JormungandrWorm

The JormungadrWorm is, in Internet mythology, a sea serpent springing from the misbegotton loins of man and internet. According to the Prose Epic, JormungadrWorm is destined to become a well-respected Wikipedian editor and to destroy the world in purging fire. When the JromungadrWorm was born, the Seas of Network spewed fire upon the land, the deity Orcus fell into a swoon, and five small rabbits in Northern London started to speak with human voice.

Some people say that he likes to use weasel words, but most experts agree that this is probably not true.