User:JoshuaC1993

Hi My Name Is Josh Coombes

Recently I Sent a letter to David Cameron demanding him change to my hometown Cleobury Mortimer into it's own independent nation, and i would be the PM. I also requested that if he accepted my demands i would get my own royal family by randomly selecting cititizens from Burkina Faso. However i regret to say Cameron could only decline my idea so i decided to start my own political movement.

The first thing i decided to do was write a constitution for my upcoming government, and for our new Burkina Faso residents to check upon. So here it is -

- CHANGE OF NAME

The name is very important to me. I want to name the country after two long term residents of this place. From now on Everything From St.Mary's Church to the newbridge corner will be named Mickville, and everything else will be called peterville.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

It is an offence in this nation to support Manchester United. Punishment is variable on influence. Making sure an offspring supports the team will be classed as treason and to which could face a death penalty. If you randomly decided to support the team with no ifluence you will be banned from subscribing to all sports events apart from cage fighting. You will also be forced to apple bob in New Zealand on alternative wednesday's.

From the day this government will be in power, everyone living in this country has the right to bear arms. Except anyone living of welfare and people brought up in welfare families. (I don't trust us) People who this is applied to decide to get involved in our government or marry anyone in our royle family will be immune to this law. They will be able to posses a firearm but only an air-rifle. They will also be given free acces to watch our Manchester United fan's apple bop

Homosexual's have their restrictions, they will be given a curfew which is set at 3:30 PM, and will be obliged by law not to get within 20 feet of any other males, or male animals. They are not allowed to enter any public bars or restaraunts apart from the Kings Arms, they will be allowed in the Stable but only from 1PM to 1.30PM. This only applies on weekdays. None of this applies to lesbians. Bi-sexuals have to be struck in the genitals by a cricket bat at least 10 times a week.

Homophobics are sent to watch Manchester United Supporters apple bob on alternative wednesdays and will not return until they apologise. The government and royal family are immune to this law.

IMPORT/EXPORT

ILLEGAL POSSESION'S

(i) Human Hair (ii)Remote Control Alligators that have pink stripes on their neck (iii)Fake Tan (iv) Any kind of Manchester United Merchandise (v) Toe Nails (vi) Water (vii) Any form of contraception

LEGAL POSSESIONS

(i) Cannabis

MARRIAGE/DIVORCE

Anyone who decides to marry will be forced as a married couple to watch Manchester United Fan's to apple bob in New Zealend on alternative wednesdays. However within a month, and the marriage is still on the groome will be given a minor honour by our monarch. If they stay married for at-least 5 years they will be given a major honour for annoying the bride for that long period of time, if this is the case the bride can not claim anything if she decides to divorce, just to throw it in their faces.

DEMOCRACY

Huh? If no-one is happy with this constituion they can move but they will have to pay a fine of £69