User:JoshuaJKane

'''JOSHUA J. KANE, BORN DECEMBER 24TH 1978 TO PATRICIA M. KANE AND JON J. PRANKE, IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST GIFT GOD HAS GIVEN TO THE EARTH THUS FAR. HE IS AN INTELLIGENT, WELL SPOKEN, EDUCATED, DOMINANT SADISTIC, SARCASTIC, CYNICAL KING AMONG MEN! WOMEN SUBMIT TO HIM, MEN FEAR RESPECT HIM, AND GOD LOVES HIM!'''