User:Josuechan

Good morning sunshine, the world says hello. Due to a medical condition known as ADD, Josuechan is unable to remain focused on one field. The doctor recommends a herbal treatment of marijuana, which, quite unfortunately, is expensive and difficult to obtain. As a result, his condition worsens and he spends his days reading random stuff from statistics, modern physics, economics, evolutionary biology, British history and film studies.

Josuechan thinks that the FA status is a genius invention, rivaled only by instant noodles and pornography. Surely, it is only an imaginary carrot, but so many editors work days and nights unpaid just to get it. Sometimes they even show their long, scary canine teeth if you happen to be in their way. At this point you wonder, Shouldn't they eat meat with their canine teeth instead of carrots? Yes, yes, but you see, it is an imaginary carrot so they do not actually eat it. Ah. That's the catch.

“We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.” -- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

Something to do
Currently working on

Babies

 * Macau: Economy of Macau · History of Macau · University of Macau‎ · Antonio Ng
 * History: Grand Secretariat · Three Departments and Six Ministries · Three Lords · Nine Ministers · Three Lords and Nine Ministers · Censorate
 * Books: Evolution of Infectious Disease · Failed States (book) · East and West
 * Hong Kong: Cantonese profanity · Prostitution in Hong Kong
 * Stat: Multinomial probit · normal-gamma distribution · truncated normal distribution

Fetuses

 * Government of the Ming Dynasty

Useful templates

 * cite journal, cite book, cite web, cite news, convert, {{subst:uw-spam1}}, {{subst:uw-vandalism2}}, {{subst:uw-delete2}}.