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Jourdan Weekly
On this say (A Friday) it's always the best kids are first in line. An today Bethany A.K.A Bethdeth just got with a kid today, his name? Well, his name will soon be posted. If anyone wants to know then just stay tuned for next weeks episode.

(Anouncer) On the next edpisode of "Jourdan Weekly" WE'll see who this mystery man or girl really is.
 * sfx* DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM.