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= The incident of Orthodox Easter on Valheim in 2023 =

Cause of conflict: arguments over wood
On the 17th of April, 2023, a debate over wood took place which had serious ramifications.

The day prior to the incident, 16th of April, orthodox Easter, Trajche Nikolche Bogdanski wanted to borrow some wood from Slobodan.

Slobodan furiously at that fact that this so called "cigan" took his wood that he acquired from diligent hard work, by chopping down trees (to elaborate these actions take place in a popular game called VALHIME), took it upon himself to arm his abode with booby traps that could cause bodily harm and disfigurement (see Katko v. Briney for more details about the legal ramifications), as to keep his praised materials from the hands of so called "cigani".

Trajche Nikolche Bogdanski on the other hand saw this as petty and sited "did not expect such treatment from a friend", saying that Slobodan had a iron grip on the wood industry like a capitalis hog and needs to share with the rest of the people (Trajche is a communist.).

The culmination of these actions and alogations brought forth the events of 17th of april 2023, where, Trajche once again sought to use his freedoms as a citizen and acquire his land back (he is still a communist.), Slobodan knowing that Trajche would plan and try such a thing had boobytraped the entire house and had placed false wards to give Trajche a false sense of accomplishment, on the 17th of april 2023 at the hour of 13:50, Trajche was found dead in the basement of the house.

Trajche Nikolche Bogdanski not to be deterred from acquiring his precious sought after wood, proceeded to park a white van Infront of Slobodans house and within minutes later, the van exploded (some sources say that Trajche had ties to the terrorist group knows as "thug shaker central)

A third party simply called "lol", was woken up by the cries of the communist parties accusations that "Slobodan must be stopped and share his toys with him in the sandbox otherwise he'd tell Miss Grainger that he wasn't sharing his toys" at which point Slobodan then also raised his voice and concerns quote "he literally blew up my fucking house WTFFFFF", lol then proceeded to literally whipe the entire existence of the world (he went into the console and hit the stop button) and then brought the world back to a point before all the arguing began (he hit the restore button), at which point "lol" proclaiming "you're both such fuckin retards, grow a pair" and proceeded to go and get dinner.