User:Joysac

DO NOT TURN AROUND UNTIL YOU READ THE WHOLE THING!

Ok so here's a little story about a guy and a girl....

There was once this guy named Isaac and this girl named Joyce. They first met at FICB Freshman retreat last year. At first, Isaac thought Joyce was weird and laughed too much. Joyce thought Isaac was so funny because he always cracked black jokes in the freshman vans. They never knew that they lived 5 seconds away from each other until second semester when Isaac was having a stog on the 7th floor balcony and Joyce was outside about to go to target. One day, they went to a business meeting made by some of the upperclassmen to help the freshmen out with questions and other things. That night, while studying for tests, Stella, Isaac, Richard, and Joyce made a study group called SIRJ, and SIRJ became inseparable. They even took lame ass photos in front of KCPC that spelled SIRJ. Even though it was lame, everyone else was jealous of them and wanted to create their own study groups (haha losers). While SIRJ was planning their schedules for the upcoming semester, it so happened that Isaac and Joyce had EVERY SINGLE CLASS together. Second semester, they inevitably got closer because they had so many classes together. Isaac would sleep over at 406 like 5 times a week and make Joyce sleep on the floor (HAHAHAHA you never woke me up so it's your fault). Sometime in between all the classes together, nasty peets sandwiches, all nighters where nobody got their work done, and random talks, Isaac started to having feelings towards Joyce. One day Isaac couldn't take it any longer, and he had to tell somebody, so he told Julia, her roommate. However, being the big mouth that she is (haha jk, kinda) she told Joyce the VERY night that Isaac told her. After that Isaac knew that Joyce knew, so it was kinda awkward for a little bit. The feelings for Joyce grew until one day Isaac decided to talk to her about it. One night during finals time, he gave her the "talk." Unfortunately, Joyce was stupid enough to say no. Therefore, it was pretty awkward for awhile during the summer, especially during the summer camping trip and the beginning of summer school. However, things got better and they started talking again. Then one day before summer finals, Joyce asked Isaac to "talk." She confessed her deep, uncontrollable love for Isaac (haha jk). At first, Isaac didn't know what to say. He was still pretty bitter at Joyce for making his summer the worst summer he ever had. He was going to say no so that she could feel the same way he did, but he realized that he still liked her too much for that. They have been "seeing" each other ever since, and it's been pretty good so far (i think). At first, Joyce was the one asking when they were gonna make it "official." Then, when Isaac was ready, Joyce said that she wasn't ready anymore and needed more time to think about it. This ruined all of Isaac's plans. In the end though, it all worked out. Isaac thought of the reasons why he liked her so much, and this is a list that he came up with. (ok this next part is in first person i dont know why)

I love the way your hair smells good everyday.

I love the way you laugh at every little thing.

I love the way you laugh like a crazy person.

I love the way you laugh until you cry.

shiz..I just love the way you laugh.

I love the way you bite me even though it hurts.

I love the way you always pretend to be mad at me even though I know you're not you're just trying to act cute.

I love the way you're so close to your mom.

I love the way you say the most UNREASONABLE things (2+2=5?)

I love the way you love your roommates so much, because I love them too (This one is for when they make you let them read it haha jk I really love them too. and ivy and shannon:) )

I love the way you know how to make crazy ass designs on sweaters and randomly know a lot about computer crap.

I love the way you're sooo damn ticklish. I still can't believe you can get tickled by the wind... weirdo.

I love the way you can't even make ramen but you make some bombies dduk bok gi and kim chi ccheegae.

I love the way you never study but somehow always manage to get A's

I love the way you sleep like there's no tomorrow. freaking bear:)

I love how your skin is baby soft.

I love when you ask me to do stuff (even though I pretend I don't like it)

I love the way you can't live without drinking water every 5 minutes.

I love the way you're favorite food is yogurt, which is not even food.

I love the way you only want ONE piece of boba and then you hate the rest of the drink.

I love the way you're so innocent and don't know anything.

I love the way you don't want to drink anymore until you're 21, even though I know you're not gonna make it haha.

I love the way you don't use a pillow when you sleep.

I love the way you never wear the same thing twice (freaking spoiled)

I love the way you're always DD even though your friends probably drive better drunk than you sober.

I love the way you're so bad with directions.

I love the way you hate my phone and computer. And I love the way you always tape up my phone for me.

I love the way you think every girl in the world is the prettiest girl in the world.

I love the way you exaggerate everything.

I love the way you get scared whenever anyone tries to talk to you when you're on your desk.

I love the way you cry during every damn movie. and not just sob. freaking CRYING YOUR EYES OUT.

I love the way you never stand to the left of me.

I love the way you're so easy to make fun of. Even other people make fun of you. (clubbing eyes, IM NOT FULLERTON!)

There's a lot more I love about you, I just can't think of any right now because it's 3 in the morning right now... there's also a lot that I hate about you, but that's a whole different story.. hahah jk:)

So... I know I can't rap like Skim, sing like Will, be as good looking as Hansel, or be as athletic as Teddy, but what I do know is that I can try my very best everyday to be the best guy that i can be for you and make you happy. And when you're happy, I'm happy. Joyce, I know you're the one that I'm supposed to be with right now. You just find a way to brighten my day everyday. I thank God so much for letting me get to know a girl like you. You're beautiful on the outside, but more importantly you're beautiful on the inside. Now that you're in my life I can't imagine my life without you in it. So please, let me be the luckiest guy in the world and say the right word (in about 10 seconds)

P.S. sorry this is so bad I shouldnt have wrote this at 3 in the morning.

p.p.s. if you HAVE to show it to the girls, i guess you can. But if you show this to any of the guys i will have to kill you.

OK YOU CAN TURN AROUND NOW