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'Dick Shown Dick Shown was born on May 9, 1997 in Saint Petersberg, Russia. As a small Russian boy, he grew a beard to remain warm and sipped the vodka from the dried stomachs of goats. Goat fur was used to keep him warm since his Adidas clothing could not keep him warm. Dick works part time in the Nepal mountains the bridge between China and India in order to keep his family and his pet bear, named Patrick, alive.