User:Jpat34721/My Stuff/Benevolent Order of Old Fruits (BOOF)

The Benevolent Order of Old Fruits (BOOF) is an philanthropic organization dedicated to the principle that on Wikipedia all editors are equal (while recognizing of course that some are more equal than others).

Membership
Membership in BOOF is open to any and all editors who can provide reasonable evidence that they are in fact an old fruit. Being addressed as such by another editor, whether a member of BOOF or not, shall be taken as a good faith satisfaction of this requirement.

Activities
None to speak of.

Benefits of Membership
Members in good standing are entitled to display the BOOF logo.

Meaning of the term 'Old Fruit'
Although many Yanks take the phrase as a backhanded slur on their sexual orientation, we have been assured that that is not its intended meaning. Indeed, the Urban Dictionary gives the definition of old fruit as: "A reference to any person that you are talking about, used in place of their actual name. Useful if you've forgotten their name, as a friendly gesture, or in some situations to annoy the person"

Although no modern instances of it being employed as a friendly gesture could be located, we of course assume good faith in the matter.

Another source has the etymology as deriving from Cockney rhyming slang where a word that rhymes with another is used as a substitute in a phrase. So "me old chum" becomes "me old fruit gum" which in turn becomes "me old fruit". So if a London East Ender calls you an old fruit, be sure not to take offense.