User:Jpblo

Memoirs Of A Couch Potato
Born on the 8th of August, 1983, JPBlo was destined to be the greatest man on Earth through a highly experimental treatment given to infants saturating their minds through an extensive television viewing schedule unachieved by any living human at the time. The idea was to see what effects would occur to the child by rasing the test subject on every single program made from the fifties until the mid-nineties and report what type of citizen he'll become. The results of this treatments came back in early March of 2005 basically stating that the test subject had become an unmotivated, depressed, irritable, hateful and unattrative. The good news was that the subject always said no to drugs and is still a virgin. The years of torment and mental disabling had been proven a success and JPBlo now lives on an island watching television, yelling out insanely how society is going to hell in a handbasket and he's never looked back since.

My Favourite Films

 * 2001: A Space Odyssey
 * The Public Enemy
 * Midnight Cowboy
 * Contempt
 * The Bicycle Thief
 * Frenzy
 * The Thin Blue Line
 * Electric Dreams
 * Do The Right Thing
 * Natural Born Killers

Television: The Greatest Thing Ever
Having been asorbed with television I find the following things the example of why you shouldn't commit suicide... The Crime Show: The A-Team, Dragnet, The Naked City and T.J. Hooker... The Eerie Show: Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, Eerie, Indiana, The Outer Limits, Tales From The Crypt, The Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks and The X-Files... The Sitcom: ALF, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, All In The Family, Amen, Barney Miller, Bewitched, Blossom, The Bob Newhart Show, Bottom, The Brady Bunch, California Dreams, Cheers, Chico And The Man, Clarissa Explains It All, The Cosby Show, The Critic, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dave's World, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Diff'rent Strokes, Dinosaurs, Doogie Howser, M.D., Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Duckman, Empty Nest, Family Matters, Family Guy, Family Ties, Father Ted, The Flintstones, Full House, Get Smart, The Golden Girls, Good Times, Growing Pains, Happy Days, Head Of The Class, Herman's Head, Home Improvement, I Love Lucy, It's Garry Shandling's Show, The Jeffersons, The Jetsons, Just Shoot Me, Laverne & Shirley, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Mr. Bean, Mork & Mindy, Newhart, Newsradio, Night Court, The Odd Couple, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, The Partridge Family, Police Squad!, Punky Brewster, Red Dwarf, Roseanne, Saved By The Bell, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Single Guy, Sledge Hammer!, Soap, Sports Night, Step By Step, Taxi, That's My Bush!, Three's Company, Top Cat, Webster, Welcome Back, Kotter, Who's The Boss?, The Wonder Years and The Young Ones... The Sketch Comedy Show: The Ben Stiller Show, Fast Forward, Full Frontal, In Living Color, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Muppet Show, Roundhouse, Spitting Image, Square One Television, and You Can't Do That On Television... Other Cool Stuff: Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High, Ghostwriter, Lost In Space, My So-Called Life, Sliders and Walker, Texas Ranger... More to come...