User:Jrfunpants

JR Fun Pants is not Mister Fun Pants, they know each other only through their love of fun pants.

Origin
JrFunPants was born on Dec 31, 1984 at 11.59 p.m.

Career
JrFunPants is mostly a day laborer, doing odd jobs here and there. JrFunPants can usually be found at local dog parks soliciting his clean up services.

JrFunPants loves work! He has had so many jobs it IS funny! JrFunPants has been/currently is: a tour guide of haunted houses, stand up comic, inventor (a laundry machine that's used after the dryer, still top secret), a hand gun expert, tobacco consultant for major law firms, amateur sky diving enthusiast, and wal-mart employee.

Education
JrFunPants learned everything he knows off of craigslist.com

Passions (Hopes, Dreams, and Promises)
JrFunPants hopes to one day meet a wonderful person to get married to. JrFunPants has no sexual orientation, so either male, female, or a new variety will suffice.

JrFunPants loves to paint black things white, and white things black, Pointing out his acceptance racial equality.

JrFunPants loves gum!!

Contact
JrFunPants has many friends, but is often very lonely because his friends don't really care about him. Please care and be friends with him, His email is jrfunpants@gmail.com ____

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