User:Jrothwell/Sandbox/Pretend User Talk Page

Whizzo Washing Machines has been nominated for speedy deletion
A tag has been placed on Whizzo Washing Machines requesting that it be deleted as it is clearly an advertisement for a non-notable company. Wikipedia is not an advertising service. Please refrain from using Wikipedia in this way - it is considered vandalism and may cause you to be blocked from editing Wikipedia. If you need some help, please put a message on my talk page or put on your user page, and someone will soon show up to answer your questions. Thanks! --///Jrothwell (talk)/// 14:32, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

FINAL WARNING
Your recent vandalism to John Kerry has shown your intent on doing harm to Wikipedia. Please stop - it is vandalism. If you continue vandalising Wikipedia, you will be blocked from editing. You are welcome to stop vandalising and contribute positively to Wikipedia. If you need help or want to ask a question, please leave a message on my talk page. Thank you.--///Jrothwell (talk)/// 15:00, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Blocked for vandalism
You have been blocked from Wikipedia for 72 hours because of persistent vandalism, most recently to Al Gore. If you wish to make positive contributions, you are welcome to come back after the block expires. If you continue to vandalise after the block expires, you may be blocked from editing indefinitely. If you feel this block is unfair, please state why below and I will review the block. For more information, see Vandalism and Blocking policy. If you do not have an account and feel this message is not directed towards you, it is probably because someone has been vandalising from your IP address - usually meaning your workplace, school, ISP, etc. Do not remove this message: it is bad etiquette and will get you blocked again. Thank you.--///Jrothwell (talk)/// 15:51, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Haha...
That joke you placed on France was OK, but please don't use Wikipedia for that. Your joke would be great on Uncyclopedia, a parody of Wikipedia. The joke has been moved to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Please refrain from putting jokes on Wikipedia, as it is considered to be vandalism. Thank you. --///Jrothwell (talk)/// 15:52, 18 December 2006 (UTC)