User:Jrpearso/sandbox

Kurt Gentry: More myth than man, this legend has captivated his peers for nearly three decades. Sprouting roots in Thurmond, NC as a child Kurt took to the farming life like moths to light. Every chicken feared seeing this Gentry roaming the coup on his 4-wheeler. Whether or not he really kicked a chicken into a heater is only one of the many mysteries of this gentle creature. Growing into an adolescent was not easy for Kurt. He developed a debilitating condition, Osgood-Schlatters, which hindered his farm duties and soccer prowess. What he lacked in knee strength he made up for in intimidation wearing the infamous, mirror Rec-Specs. Let's just say, Pimp Juice, flowed early (Spoiler alert).