User:Jseerden

Jseerden 48 years of age is a scholor in variouse subjects consisting of music, literature, and moonshining and many many more. His dream of becoming a very knowladgable person began at age 10 "I want to be the first one to create a catapult out of banana peals, empty chapstic containers, a smoke alarm, and gorrilla glue". He recently retired from work at other places than home do to an insodent with a homless man attemping to stab him with "the dullest pocket knife he had ever seen" He contributes amolst all of his time now to wikipedia and has but 76 articles he hasn't edited. The end.

That was a joke.