User:Jsperthekitten

One day jasper the kitten was stealing young children and then he got blown away in a storm and he landed in front of a house and he saw some children inside so went inside and got the children to get in to his Santa sack because he said there were presents inside, then he tied the sack up and lift the house but before he got out some people said, “jasper what are you doing with our children” said the children’s parents. “i am stealing our children to be my slaves and i am going to steal your potatoes too.” Said jasper the kitten. “But we don’t have any potatoes jasper” “I don’t care, your children will make them”. Then he went home and made his stolen children cut potatoes all day and night