User:Jtarr

User:Jtarr

Quotes:


 * “Nothing builds bonds between two persons better than manual labor.”


 * “Farms are not built, they are grown. Watered with sweat, fed with effort.”


 * “Everyone has their own secret Rosebud, and like Mr. Kane, no one else will ever know…”


 * “The heart would be a pretty bad muscle to pull.”


 * “Harry Potter’s world doesn’t make sense. Why don’t they just fix everything with magic?”


 * “The most important skill of any gardener is cooperation. If you work the ground, the ground will work for you.”


 * “If I don’t get my throat slit with a license plate, I’ve accomplished something in life.”


 * "Life is one big joke, with a really crappy punch line."


 * "If love were a color, what color would it be? Clear, because love is blind."


 * "I bet E.B. White's favorite food was pork."


 * "The problem with Sweeny Todd is that it eliminates return business."


 * "You know things are bad when your pee smells like hot pockets."


 * "Only two copies of the book "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" ever sold, everyone else just got the Spark Notes."


 * "Crazy people know they are not, whereas sane people can never be sure..."


 * "I learned long ago to never accept food from a woman's purse."


 * "Police wouldn't start searching landfills for a couple of pick pocketers."


 * "I don't know why more people didn't start putting their kids in rivers. It's like: Throw your baby in the Nile, get an Egyptian prince."


 * "It's not that the world is so big, but that the mile is so small."

=Contributions= Patrick F. Taylor Science and Technology Academy (Creator)

Omertà (novel) (Creator)

The Shining (Film)

Jordan

Richard Gere

Set Theory

Fort Wagner

Hitman: Blood Money

There Will be Blood (Wikiquote)

Wetlands of Louisiana

Dream Street MS (Creator)

Rosh HaAyin