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= Fergus Laidlaw =

Fergus Charles Hoban Laidlaw (born 22 January 1997) is a being that is half human and half Sloth. He is often referred to as Freg. Freg was born in Carlton in the Australian state of Victoria. He spends his time contributing the bare minimum to society through emulating the animal of a sloth and doing nothing other than watch Netflix and sleep.

Background
Freg was born in the Royal Womens Hospital in Parkville, Carlton. Until 2015 he has lived with his parents Jane and Paul in various places. He lived in Northcote in Melbourne untill he was 3 then moved to Lismore until he was 7 then moved to Wangaratta until he was 12. In 2009 when Freg was 12 he moved to Vietnam for a year. Following this strange and mysterious move that Freg does not often talk about, he came back to Australia and spent his high school years in Geelong attending Geelong College where his sloth features began to emerge.

Origin of Freg
At the beginning of 2015, Freg moved to Melbourne where he studies an Arts degree at the University of Melbourne and is a resident of St Hilda's College. It was this move that it has been theorised was the trigger to Fergus's transformation to Freg (the name given to him due to his sloth-like features). The name was created because its almost like Ferg, which resonates with the fact that he is almost a normal, capable human being, but instead is just that little bit different.

Freg's lifestyle
Freg's standard day in Melbourne at college consists of about 15 hours sleep. He wakes up at around 11:30am so that he can spend 45 minutes considering making a coffee so that he can gain enough energy to make lunch at 12:30pm. He then goes to lunch with his friends and converses with people by consistently talking down upon them or 'talk shit'. After lunch he will usually play one game of Mario Kart with his friends and then have a 2-3 hour nap. Following this he will again meet up with his friends in college and tell them how he needs to do study in preparation for his tutorials in the afternoon. He will however, never do the preparation and instead watch shows on Netflix. He tends to watch TV shows for a few episodes and then give up on them and start a new series. He attends tutorials in the afternoon, but he has never contributed to discussion and is often considered an enigma by his peers and tutors.

Following his tutorial(s), he will go to dinner at 6:00pm and continue to 'talk shit'. After dinner he will again spend some time with his human friends and continue to complain about the fact that he should start assessments. He will then go to his room and not start them until the night before they are due and will instead go on Netflix. At around 9:00pm he will go to bed, ending his standard day.

Conspiracies
There are a few theories made about Freg's real lifestyle. Considering the amount of time he spends in his room, isolating himself from the world around him, it is believed by some that he in fact flees from the exhausting urban life to go to the Melbourne Zoo and spend time with his alter ancestors, Sloths. His lack of reply to door knocks and general mysteriousness is the only evidence of this. However there were photos of what looks like Freg inside the Sloth exhibit that can no longer be found.