User:Jtyh89/sandbox

JON Facts :
 * 1) When he was 10 years old, JON decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
 * 2) JON lost his virginity even before his parents.
 * 3) One-day JON did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
 * 4) When JON was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
 * 5) When JON goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
 * 6) Manchester United - The father's name of JON is JON Junior.
 * 7) One-day JON passed a red light and the police stopped his car. JON charged the police.
 * 8) JON helped the nurses when he was born.
 * 9) JON never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
 * 10) Chelsea - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from JON.
 * 11) Oxygen needs JON to survive.
 * 12) It is impossible for JON to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack JON.
 * 13) In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with JON.
 * 14) One-day JON missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
 * 15) One-day JON arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early
 * 16) It's not JON that doesn't deserve to win the Golden Ball. It's the Golden Ball that doesn't deserve to win JON.
 * 17) One-day JON taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt.
 * 18) JON can kill two stones with one bird.
 * 19) JON doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
 * 20) Some people wear Superman pyjamas.
 * 21) Superman wears a JON pyjamas.
 * 22) JON does not get wet, it is water that JONs.
 * 23) JON makes onions cry.
 * 24) When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from JON.
 * 25) 24- JON doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
 * 26) 25- JON beat Mona Lisa in a staring
 * 27) competition.
 * 28) 26- JON gmail account is gmail @JON. com