User:Juan Newbs

Hello, my name is Juan Newbs and i am the most interesting person in the world. The reason i am so dope fresh is because of my super flyness. I own half the world and everytime i take a bite out an apple I scream Juannnnnnn. Yes, you might be thinking that I am a weirdo, you are correct because I love agreeing with people which is probably the reason i own 2/3 of the world. Where do i live, you might be asking. well the answer is that pretty much anywhere because i own 3/4 of the world. Now the last question you might ask is why am i so cool? well the answer to this is obvious: my father in law is jesus. thanks for reading! peace out