User:Juan minaj

hello earthings and non human artifacts, i love saying that word only becuase i just learned it yesterday, cool right, i know thats why i used it. any who's lets get to the topic, the topic I DONT HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!! isnt that "stellar" yes i just used a word that no one knows about or uses, but hey you can only hope that one day people will understand but like my mother always says........GOSH DARNIT i forgot what my mother always says, i hate when i do that, lets just move on now, for the 5ooth time. so i was walking down the street and this hobo comes up to me beggin me for 50 cents, you know he looks like he needs some help, so i say "what the heck" and i hand him a dollar, i say to him "hear you go, buy your self some clean underwear becuase your tighty whities look like tighty blacky's, go and get your self a new best friend and let his name be colgate, becuase your teeth look like candy corns and doodoo mixed." can you belive that, that was the nicest thing i've evr said to somebody, i mean im not mean or anything im just not a very nice person. you know just the other day i was eating a candy braclet, it turns out the hobo i gave the dollar to bought me a candy bracelet, who would have thought, the hobo used his dollar on me, arent i special, but the bad part was, there were only two pieces of candy, i left out one thing the hobo was obeast, i know who would have ever guessed that, i never seen an obeast hobo until that day, i guess he got homeless becuase he ate al of the food out of his referigerator as sooon as he bought it, our he was just another one of those mcdonalds hobo's he out of the trash, mcdonalds can do alot to people.

any way that was it, and i know its gonna be hard, but DONT FORGET ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is Juan_Minaj sighning out!