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"Jubbless" is the 3rd single of the album "'All You Need Is Jubb"released by UK Hip hop/ pop artist "Mad-Dog Nurgess". It features samples from his previous studio album "Sounds of the dinner table". In this song, Nurgess sing about his failures in love. Overall, the single Grossed £122 compared to his previous single, "Jubb lockdown", which grossed over £200,000 wich Nurgess infamously spent entirely on Fast Food. This single however, failed to make enough money to cover recording costs and food bills.Nurgess's next single is due to be released sometime in 2009, it's title is yet to be confirmed

Lyrics
In the night I hear 'em talk, The strangest story ever told, Somewhere far along this road He lost his food To a woman so jubbless... How could she be so jubbless... oh How could she be so jubbless? How could you be so, Cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo Just remember that you talking to jubb though You need to watch the way you talking to jubb yo I mean after all the things that we been through I mean after all the jubbs we got into And yo I know of some foodthat you ain't told me And yo I ate some things but that's the old me And now you wanna get jubb back And you gon' show me So you jubb around like you don't know me You got a new friends Well I got pasties But in the end they’re still so lovely In the night I hear 'em talk, The strangest story ever told, Somewhere far along this road He lost his food To a woman so jubbless... How could she be so jubbless... oh How could she be so jubbless?

How could you be so Dr. Jubble You're bringing out a side of me that I aint eaten I decided we weren't gonna eat so why we up 3 a.m. in the fridge Why does she be so mad at me for, jubby I don't know cakes come hot and cold I won't stop, won't mess my food up cause I already know how this thing goes, You run and tell your friends that you're eatin' me They say that they don't see if you is tasty You wait a couple months then you gon' see, You'll never find nobody tastier than me

In the night I hear 'em talk, The strangest story ever told, Somewhere far along this road He lost his food To a woman so jubbless... How could she be so jubbless... oh How could she be so jubbless?

Eatin', eatin', eatin', eat, Baby let’s just grab some meat They don't know what we been through They don't know 'bout me and you So I got something new to eat And you just gon' keep hatin' meat And we just gon' be fatties I know you can't believe I could just gain that weight and you can't make it great Im gon' take off at eight In to the night... In the night I hear 'em talk, The strangest story ever told, Somewhere far along this road He lost his food To a woman so jubbless... How could shebe so jubbless... oh How could you be so jubbless? In the night I hear 'em talk, The strangest story ever told, Somewhere far along this road He lost his food To a woman so jubbless... How could she be so jubbless... oh How could she be so jubbless?