User:Jubb funny man/Just Eat

"Just Eat" is the debut single by "Lady JubbJubb" this song features UK Hip hop/ pop and Pie Eating Artist "Mad-Dog Nurgess". The song is based upon the eating habits of "Mad-Dog Nurgess" This single was a major success in the US as it was bought by every McDonald's restaurant in the country and featured as the backing music for many fast food advertising campaigns

Lyrics
Yum-yum

Hunngry

Jubbjubb

oh-oh, eh

I think I'm ready for my lunch, lunch

Get to the canteen in a rush, gotta rush, why?

I'm about to burst my pants! A fizzy drink, oh man.

Where are my mates? Sat on my own, own.

Can, I, eat, just a little bit more?

I'm getting full, my ass can not fit through the door.

Need, more, food. I've got more food than jubb.

I don't like fruit because its so shite, so shite.

Just eat, gonna eat a cake da da doo-doo-mmmm

Just eat, lots and lots of crisps, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just eat, get another cake, e-e-e-eat

Eat, eat, just, j-j-just eat.

Wish I could fit it all in my mouth, oh oh oh-oh

I tuned my sandwich inside out - Inside outright.

Wow, is this poision cake? I could eat this all day

And then time to take one more bite, oh oh oh-oh

Can, I, eat, just a little bit more?

I'm getting full, my ass can not fit through the door.

Need, more, food. I've got more food than jubb.

I don't like fruit because its so shite, so shite.

Just eat, gonna eat a cake da da doo-doo-mmmm

Just eat, lots and lots of crisps, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just eat, get another cake, e-e-e-eat

Eat, eat, just, j-j-just eat.

When I come through on the lunch hall, checkin out that lunch menu

Gotta eat more pies, so much chewing, ow my jaw!

And I ain't gon' give it up, steady trying to open this lard jar

Imma eat it, Imma eat it and chew and do it until onethirty yeah

Burgey I can see that you got so much obesity

The way you munchin up them pies round and round

And now there's no reason why you have to go onto course number three

In the meantime stay and let me watch your friends go down

and eat, gonna eat a cake da da doo-doo-mmmm

Just eat, lots and lots of crisps, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just eat, gonna eat a cake da da doo-doo-mmmm

Just eat, lots and lots of crisps, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just eat, get another cake, e-e-e-eat

Eat, eat, just, j-j-just eat.

Food! Let's go!

tv ads for food, hypnotic

got my lunchbox, it's symphonic

tv ads for food, hypnotic

got my lunchbox, it's symphonic

tv ads for food, hypnotic

got my lunchbox, it's symphonic

tv ads for food, hypnotic

got my lunchbox, it's symphonic

Gulp, got no muscle, ate them all, there's no hustle

I ate it, just kept full enough to get it

Not slow! Smell it, lick it, All out, Eat it

Munch the resto

(I ate it)

In your moutho

(I ate it)

Just eat, gonna eat a cake da da doo-doo-mmmm

Just eat, lots and lots of crisps, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just eat, gonna eat a cake da da doo-doo-mmmm

Just eat, lots and lots of crisps, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just eat, get another cake, e-e-e-eat

Eat, eat, just, j-j-just eat.