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Edwards Jr. Is one of the most successful engineers in the southern hemisphere. His childhood was very rough, his father Dr. Winston taught him how to become a great monkey scientist but Edwards saw more potential in himself. Rather then pursuing his degree in monkey physics, he pursued his career in professional basketball. Sadly due to the amount of bananas in his daily diet, he then had to resort to becoming a engineer. While you may think he was a civil engineer or a mechanical engineer, he was actually the first individual to manufacture the Cosmic Gorilla Dildo. This dildo is a exact mold of his own, with veins women and men who have used his product to explain it feeling as if a giant horse cock has entered their bodies. He was then arrested not because he was black, but because he had sexual intercourse with a monkey which lead to his financial downfall. Rest in piece to the one and only, Cosmic Bannana Dildo god

Born: April 14th 1833 Died: June 9th 1969