User:Juggernott

Juggernott: A griever tale.

Aliases: Juggernot, Juggernottt, Jugernott.

In the beginning there was [| Ultima Online](UO). UO had a user named Juggernott this user may or may not have been a thief. He may have stole from the wicked, good, and those poor trusting fools. Hung out at the bank and filled his coffers with stolen booty. Stole keys, runes, deeds, reagents, money, weapons, and even useless items well just because. I was generous once and helped a person out, made a trusting friend, and sacrificed myself in battles. Well for my deeds I was given a rune to a grand castle. It was always busy in the castle except from 4am - 5am EST. It was amazing what a poor thief could amass in such a short time. All I wanted was a home for myself, I only kept one deed but gave away many. I was like Robinhood, I gave runes to all that wanted access to the mass riches of the castle. But the griever in me sent the would be thief's to a castle when it was full of angry victims just waiting for revenge. I needed more plunder and did not want to wait until 4am. So much killing, and a perfect distraction for me to slink around to find more booty. It is sad tale for many who amassed great fortunes only to be outwitted. As with all things it was time to quit, move on, and well study for the real world. I decided to be wonderful. I walked the town and announced who's plunder I was given away that day. I had a mass trail of greedy beggars following me around town. As well as the angry who killed me for the generosity I performed. But in turn the guards killed them that was but another thorn in there side. Oh the hate that was spurted out at me but I smiled as I gave a house to one noob after another. The moral of the story if you are flash banged by a friendly, Leroy Jenkinsed, blocked, push over a cliff, friendly fired, or just downright made fun of it could be me or another griever. I am sorry but it is all a red button to me, and I cannot help myself.