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JULIE WAY Do it the Julie Way way

Julie Way was born February 1694 in Hampshire. Wife to Graham Way, Mother to 2 children. Grandmother to Gemma Needham, Laura Dunk, Green Pear, Jess Timbrell, Emma Pickering, Fran Derbyshire, Lance, Ross, Nadine Marulli De Barletta, Laura Salad, Lynsey Crewe, Kelly Baker, Chantelle Clarke, Kayleigh Merrett, Kerris Warren, Lesley Pickering, Max Branning, Gemma Hillier, Zoe Land, Alex Marulli De Barletta, Charlotte Rowley, Chumps.

She is probably best known for her role as 'founder of women's football' in the South of England. She has coached 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of female players in Hampshire.

She has had an illustrious playing carrer, overcoming 2 hip replacements and being blind in 1 eye thus, wearing an embroided gosport borough eye patch when playing. This has led to many 'miss timed' sliding tackles, when infact the ball was in the other half. When the players finally pass her the ball, a loud gasp of panic rings around the stands of Privett Park.

She is the current record holder of the 'sheep award' which is awarded for biggest blunder of the game. This prestigious award has been held for 10 weeks, you go old gallllllllllllllllll!!

Due to age fatigue, having zero talent and just being blind, Julie will be 'put out to graze' in the Gosport Borough Ladies FC reserve team. She will, on the first game of the season be making her 1876th appearance. Due to lack of players, unfortunately Julie will be in the starting line up. Rock on Julie, Rock on.

Julie has an exquisite eye (just the 1) for an own goal. She has been known to score a few over the years. As goals in the right end have been lacking for Julie, her celebration of own goals is worthy of the Gosport Borough veterans team.

Sing in the tune of the England National Anthem: "God save our Julie Way, Long live her nobbley knees, God save Julie Way, Send her to spec-savers, So she can see the ball, Long to coach all of us, God save Julie Way"