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The Forest of Fortune

'Top Classified Article 'Tacoma, Washington

The Forest of Fortune, at the top of the hill in Tacoma Washington, is also known as The Forest of No Return.

Guarded by the UPM, which usually only comes out at night, is a giant ape-like creature known for taking down entire trees. During the day he is rarely seen unless anyone actually enters the forest. He has been known, however, to be heard growling at trespassers during the day should they be carrying weapons.

The forest has been rumored to catch on fire due to the controllers of the forest, and there have been reports of drums in the distance.

Washington State Police have distinctly warned tourists to NOT enter the borders of the forest during the full moon, as the gargoyles have been seen coming to life during this time.

Not much else is known about The Forest of Fortune, as the only creature who can return from it are dogs and cats. The UPM leaves them alone, most of the time.