User:Jungleoutthere

Joey Lynn, a former Mafia Boss from Brooksburg, New York. Born in 1953 as Joseph Capus Lynn to Don Machivellie Lynn and Winniefred Gretchen Stubboni. Joey "knuckles" Lynn as he was so called by those he knew had been in the Mafia for many years after his father's untimely demise, Joey was inducted into the mob as their leader by the age of 22. His right hand man was Benjamin "Bengie" Diliberto. This notorious mobster was also just as corrupt as Joey was in his childhood. Both of their fathers were mysteriously killed on the same night, outside of an Elvis concert with an explosion of some sort. Police speculate that it must have been the work of someone with hate for them and who was around 22, fitting Joey and Bengie's descriptions flawlessly, but no evidence even leading up to that conclusion was ever discovered. Anyway, in Joey's later years, he was fortunate enough to meet Robert Deniro, Joe Pescy, Phil Collins, Joan of Arcadia, The Blair Witch, charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, Marilyn Monroe,and many fat celebrities. Joey set a new standard for defense in his mafia gang by hiring Chuck Norris to instruct them on self defence....unfortuately, Joey is the man who killed Chuck, stating, "There can only be one". And after Chuck Norris's head was severed from his body, Joey was struck by lightning, but he did not survive. He died at the ripe old age of 74...Yes thats right...21 years from now...Latoya Jackson preached his sermin, it was lovely and brunch was served....also, Kevin Spacey was there with Brittany Spears.