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Simmons Syndrome is the official term for Friday mornings when you simply can't be bothered to attend your place of work. These are generally offices in the City of London but may vary from time to time.

It is generally accepted to use an excuse, the following are all acceptable:

- furniture deliveries - generally being more productive at home (/ lying in) - dog sitting - train 'delays' / 'cancellations' as a nuclear option - gardening - back pain / other general ailments - family member unwell - dentists / doctors / osteopaths - falling down the stairs

At the time of writing there is no known cure for Simmons Syndrome, symptoms must be managed (from home).