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Mark britcher, a current Central dauphin schoolteacher, was born on an cold spring morn on April 25, 1979. His rise to stardom amongst other things came into being when he was crowned tri-state champion in a hot dog eating contest while attending a Perry County Professional Pig Riding Association(PCPPRA) event. while attending high school, britcher coined the nickname "pig pen" and found a new way of life, anarchism. Upon becoming an anarchist, he sported a pink mohawk, a jean jacket with the emblem of NOFX on the back, and black eyeliner. However, he was mostly defined by Animal Liberation Front bumper sticker hanging on the back of his pink Pinto. Other notable organizations that the famed laureate has supported consist of mothers against drunk driving(MADD), People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and Advocates for the Advancement of Men Who Wear Speedo's (AAMWS).