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Retarded Human-Shit Baby standoff
The Retarded Human-Shit Baby standoff is an ongoing armed domestic conflict in Yellowstone National Park between the Retarded Human-Shit Baby, forces os the the U.S. government and previously the Black Veil Brides Army up until 2021. After the Retarded Human-Shit Baby escaped from its secure holding location in 2020, the BVB Army's Criminal Investigation Division launched a nationwide manhunt for the monstrous beast until an anonymous tip led investigators to Yellowstone National Park.

In July 2020, President Donald Trump ordered the BVB Army to "get the situation under control at all costs" and also authorized the BVB Army to act with deadly force if necessary. General Andy Sixx deployed an expeditionary force of 25,000 personnel to Yellowstone to search and destroy the Retarded Human-Shit Baby. Despite many attempts, the Retarded Human-Shit Baby was never caught in this time. In 2021, President Joe Biden expelled the BVB Army from Yellowstone stating that "this is a federal matter and should be handled by the federal government... also all white people are racist." Following the departure of BVB Army personnel, the Retarded Human-Shit Baby launched countless ambushes and counter offense against U.S. government forces resulting with an estimated 2,300 deaths by April 2021.

In March 2022, the Retarded Human-Shit Baby had managed to import a total of 100,000 personnel recruited on negligent social media accounts. After securing funding and support from terrorist organizations such as Hezbollog, ISHIT and Irish RepubLOGcan Army, the Retarded Human-Shit Baby managed to build a small settlement within Yellowstone National Park he called Poonich (named after Munich, Germany) and thus founded the NationalsoziaLOGistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (NSDAP) and declare himself the party's leader and chairman. The Retarded Human-Shit Baby also ordered the construction of the Constipation Camp which he intends to use the labor force of his prisoners to his advantage to build war machinery, weapons and ammunition.