User:Justin Bruhn

Justin Rustamanicovia Bruhn, commonly known as Diaper Boy, Monseiur Diaper, or lil Daipy to his friends, was born upside down on a tram on the 15th of July 1958, shaped unfortunately like an eggplant. He is most well known for his contraversial sexual attraction to Octopi and squid, which caused him to attempt to form a cult like group for octopodaphiles. He is also rumoured to have married a fishing boat so as to have easier access to the octopoda that he truely desired. Justin was banned from all Australian aquariums on the 2cnd of April 1987 due to his continous inappropriate behaviour. Little is known about his formative years except that he tended to gravitate to large bodies of water whenever possible and had severe problems with wetting his pants, thus earning him his knicknames.