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Palendrome (a.k.a. 'Palen', 'His Royal Highness' and 'That L'il Bugger that Won't Shut Up') is a semi-famous Tarutaru known to run around the Fairy server of Final Fantasy XI. His antics are legendary only in their shortcommings, of which there are many, and highlighted by curious anecdotes about his life growing up as a hooker in the Port Bastok region of Bastok.

Birth
It is known that Palendrome was born and raised on a small farm in East Sarutabaruta. While many have conjectured that he was not actually birthed but rather "Shat out of a cannon at high velocity," it is still known that immediately upon entering the world he became a menace to anyone with at least two brain cells to rub together. Of particular interest was a quote from his mother;

"Why won't he shut up. Please, Lord Promathia, please make him stop asking questions."

The death of the Twilight God Promathia is commonly attributed to Palendrome's inability to cease asking questions about everything he comes across. While history has yet to reflect this ardent truth, personal accounts have been recorded of the event that go something like this:

"Well I was just mindin' mah own buidness when I heard this clammorin an' hootin' an' hollerin. Turns out that this here woman was gi'en birth to what I ca' on'y describe as Lord Diabolos his'elf come up ou' a Dynamis to wreak havoc on th' world. I was wanderin' in t' see if I ca' gi' a han' or two or three whe' thi' l'il terror comes streakin' ou'. Thing wa' not e'en a minute old an he ha' a Gob-Bag on hi' back and a question on hi' lips. He asked my why mah feet were so big (I bein' a Galka) and how I wa' born and why I was colo'ed so funny and righ' around tha' time m'second brain cell kin'a imploded a wee bit. Th' next thing I knew I hea' a prayer and a hole o'en in the sky and the Lor' Promathia come down hisself in all hi' glory. I saw a flash o' light and he snatched the life ri' outta this question-screamin boi but it di'na STOP HIM. He jus' kept o' askin' an questioning an I swear righ' the' an' there the Lor' Promathia had an epe'ecti' fit and stroked out an DIED!"

Life
While Palendrome has been known to wander the world in an almost endless fashion asking questions, little is known about his day-to-day activities. Many assume that his passion for levelling is driven from his boundless enthusiasm for exploring new opportunities, but this author has it on good standing that Palendrome is affected by a severe status ailment know as "Character Based Attention Deficit Disorder," also known as "C-BAD." C-BAD has been a root motivator in much of Palendrome's life, causing him to wander from city to city and job to job in and endless cycle of questioning. Unbeknowst to most, Palendrome actually suffers from his questions as much as those surrounding him. However, his apparent inability to shut up accompanied by the unfortunate nature of C-BAD creates a question-sucking vortex protecting Palendrome from the worst of the side affects by manuevering his questions into un-initiated territory. To date, the only person that has been seen regularly in his presence is a [http:// Mithra that goes by the name 'Felime' or 'Felimew.' By all accounts, this Felime character is of-kilter herself, which may explain her ability to stomach the Tarutaru Palendrome.

Partying

Of interesting sidenote is the one hysterical anecdote of Palendrome's existence. Without fail, Palendrome can be found in the strangest of conditions leading parties and excelling at endeavors that are far beyond his abilities. Without a doubt he has managed to create a support system, mental or otherwise, that carries him through the day; however it is still an astonishing that this prophylactic of a Tarutaru can be so capably inept. On one account witnessed by several other people Palendrome succeeded in taking out two Carrion Crawlers, pulling an additional two Ghouls, escaping them only to run into a Goblin Ambusher who he then defeated with a series of questions about Goblin hygeine only to be dragged into an AoE-Induced fight with a Wild Dhalmel that he managed to defeat by "randomly throwing out spells and bleeding all over everything until the stunned Dhalmel slipped on his blood and impaled himself on a tree."

For the record, Palendrome then persued the ghost of the Dhalmel to ask him what heaven was like. No answers were observed by witnesses.

Death
It is well known and commonly accepted that Palendrome will never, ever cease to live. He has repeatedly been commented on as a "very cute l'il corpse," but manages to crawl back into life and reattack his surrondings with renewed vigor. His moves at thimes like this are known to repeat in constant loops and make very little sense; the majority of them also feature a catchy tune with equally silly lyrics. At times he is even known to pantomime what he would like to happen instead of actually attempting to really-mime them, which inevitably leads to another death-induced status.

Death would seem to be a temporary status effect for Palendrome, probably due to his relationship with Diabolos.