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Pope John Paul (Spencer Paul)

Pope John Paul is the GOAT of the NBA. As a B team college basketball team alumni, he is Kobe. However, he has the body of Shaq, the range of Curry, and the driving ability of Lebron. Truly remarkable player inside and out. Even though he is the GOAT of the B team college basketball, this does not exclude him from diffululties in his life. He has been diagnosed with a chronic terminal case of the slippery’s, and plagued with zero side hugs and winks on farmersonly. He was once morbidly obese. If he did not get a large meal, it was a kids meal to him. Also, he arguably the GOAT of balcony spitting.