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Jack Swindle, The Great Noodle Supremacist of 1987, who once defeated Elizabeth Windsor (soon to be named Queen of England) in hand-to-hand combat, is, although great at fighting old women who never seem to die, he is not good at making teams in hit 1995 game, Pokémon, short for Pocket Monsters. He is famously renowned across this galaxy and many others for his lack of competence when it comes to Pokémon. In the previous 5 years, his riches have grown. You may think, "Oh wow, he's rich? He must have millions!" but no. He is rich in terms of blades of grass. He sharpens them and welds them together to form his famous Grass Katana, which he used to fight of the forces of Vietnam led by Barack Obama in 2026. Mr. Obama led his forces well, attempting to conquer Kenya and he would have succeeded, were it not for Jack Swindle. One thing that kept Swindle from dying multiple times across his interstellar travels is his Spud Shield (Trademarked by Mr. Swindle and Co. in 2002) which was a brilliant shining shield that was always held by his side. Although there are only broken pieces of this great shield scattered across the world, occasionally with a little piece landing in a national museum, the shield is believed to be 80 centimetres in height and 65 centimetres in width. Although most believe he fought the Great War of Chokoma with an army backing him up, our sources and interviews with family of Mr. Swindle lead us to believe he single-handedly defeated Barack Obama's forces. His signature catchphrase alerted his enemy of when he was about to strike with his signature move. This catchphrase was "ATTACKNIG GIZZLE NOW!". Although the 'battle cry' alerted his enemies of his location, his final blow, The Gizzle Beam, was powerful enough to the point where it turn all nearby enemies into ash. As legend has it, Mr. Swindle had a close relationship with Sir. Massive Chungus after saving his parents (Mr. Kanye "Sussy Balls" East and renowned Twitch streamer Pokimane)