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Nick (Nicholas) Gagliardo is a person (possibly much more). He was born to Eleanor and Jeb Bucker. They didn't accept him so they gave him a different last name. His brother, Necker, was a highly accomplished beaver farmer. Nick did not follow in his brothers footsteps, instead, he went on to write such great plays as "When the Van Has No Windows" and "Don't Worry it Will Only Take 2 Minutes". These cult classics along with "Funny Tasting Candy" are viewed as some of the most riveting works of art in the "Pedo" genre.