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Shellacking The Nut Log.......

1. Noun;   ( Police Culture); A holiday tradition developed by the left of center members of Police Squad B ,involving the preservation of the treasured, annual Holiday Nut log. Not to be confused with the tradtional Holiday Fruit Cake, this tastey 10" nut encrusted confection with a sweet creamy center ( sugar, corn syrup, egg albumin,evaporated milk, lecithin,butter,salt, Nut Log Flavoring).

2. Verb; the process of preserving the Nut Encrusted Confection by rubbing many coats of clear viscous liquid along the 10" shaft with a vigourous lateral unjulating motion.

" Warning"  Superior wrist and forearm strength is required to shellac a Nut Log, beginners should be cautioned.